Darden’s Cafe 67

When you’re in school and your tummy growls,
sometimes you don’t have time to go out and grab a meal.
So you turn to Darden’s Café 67 and let out a howl,
because it seems that it’s your money they want to steal.
A sandwich, a soup, and a soda for $ 12 dollars?!
$ 8 rolls and «sushit» shipped all the way from Cali?
The tuition we pay is already high enough to be Darden scholars,
to pay so much for mediocre food is quite a folly.
But we still shell out the money because we’ve got no choice,
cause recruiting and school work is on the docket.
So repeat with me in a strong convincing voice,
«Trust the Process!», we’re suppose to leave with no money in our pockets.