Goodwill

Goodwill Mad Libs:
«__________”(exclamation), Amy said as she _​_​_​_​_​_​_​_​_​_​_​ (adverb) walked into the Goodwill. She saw a _______(adjective) sweater with a big ______(noun) on it. _______(progressive verb) gracefully, she tossed the _______(article of clothing) into the _______(noun) and hummed «____________________”(title of death metal song). Seeing a sun-​faded Rubik’s Cube made Amy think of ___________(place). She sniffed the cube and said, «This smells like _​_​_​_​_​_​_​_​_​_​_​ (body part) and a sugar glider.»

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Seriously, I only sniff books and clothes in Goodwills. This one has tons of coats right before Halloween, from heavy to light. Target ones, too. As usual, you get your mixed selection of like new items mixed with items that should have been discarded. Saw a lot than less pristine white sweaters. I am not in Seattle, thank you. Remember to check for holes– I didn’t, and now own a sweatjacket that was dimly Jason Voorheesesque under fluorescent lighting at the Goodwill, and is plainly terrible when you discover it was designed by «Lauren» of Polo fame and seen under regular house lights. Saw high-​end brands and low-​end brands. Shelves here are horrific– so bad that they feel like a hoarder’s paradise. No order, except when they shelve holiday items in one area. Dishes are not so bad. All else– any tier in hell. I have removed one star for that disorder. This is the Goodwill that I had a pricing snafu at, but headquarters straightened out the policy. Feel free to question a price change at the register, and ask for the manager. The employees are nice here. Prices are so-​so. I almost bought a two-​pack of gloves from «Old Navy» that were once $ 2.50 for $ 2.00! I was too tired to question it, so I just did not buy them. Use your judgement– you will know when something is too high if you are questioning it. As it was right before Halloween when I was at this Goodwill last, they had out lots of dark extras, costumes, and decorations donated from Walmart’s 2014 stock. Not shabby at all, I tell ya. Cross your fingers, go to the windows to check for defects, and hopefully fulfill your dreams.
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