Rockin-R-Ranch

Hay ride was kind of cool still a little boring the houses are probably the worst I’ve ever seen ever. What the heck does kiss have to do with a haunted house they had a guy dressed up as kiss great costume all the rest of the day of makeup and costumes look like crap. I think they forgot to hire more actors a fill the house is and teach them how to scare people. They could even scare the little kids that were in front of us. What a shame. It looked more like a hillbilly throwback haunted house. Everything reeked of manure and exhaust fumes at least its not like a farm actually It reeked of a bad Farm. I forgot overpriced

Absolute waste of money. Pumpkins were rotted and the selection was pathetic. THE SUPPOSED HAYRIDE TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH — led us to a 40×40 foot roped off square with mayne 20 fallen over rotting pumpkins. We thought it was a joke. The ‘hay mountain’ was about 2 feet tall. Slides were a muddy mess. Hay ride was 2 minutes. Lady who was operated the hayride stood next to it with a cigarette dangling from her mouth… next to the hay. Fun house was lame. Petting zoo had goats that were literally being terrorized by unruly kids and no employee was stopping them. My daughter had her cheek painted by a teeneage boy who made a spider which looked so bad she immediately wanted it removed. They make it sound neat, but once past the ticket booth (at 10 bucks a person) you quickly realize your $$ was wasted. NEVER AGAIN! Now I know why they have ao many NO REFUND signs… probably cause most people ask for one.

NOT for children! its a haunted house place trying to act like a festival. Not a fall festival! After spending $ 36 to get in, it was horrible. Mud up to your ankles. The fun house was scary for my kids. The caterpillar crawl was muddy and about 10 ft long. The western house was again scary! The pony rides took less than a minute to complete, after waiting in line 30 min. They had horror décor hanging everywhere. Dead bodies hanging from trees. Zombies. caskets. In short, don’t waste time and money. IF you want a haunted farm, go. If not stay away. Not family friendly at all.

Soooo disappointed in this venue. We took our grandson to get pumpkins today and were very surprised how shoddy the property is. They have a small muddy fenced area with a few pathetic pumpkins that you take a 2 minute hay ride to get to.
They were also completely out of food at the concession stand.

I have 2 younger boys and needed something to do on a Sunday. During the day they have something called the Old West Pumpkin Fest and so i took them to spend some quality dad time.
The Bad
I would hardly refer to this as a «Fest». For $ 9 a person i should at least have 2 hours of activities. After an hour, you are pretty much done with the place. There is a half a$$ fun house with ropes dangling from the ceiling and a couple broken fun house mirrors. The petting zoo was pretty fun and the kids got to pet a goat. Unfortunately i was too OCD about germs and poop to enjoy that part, but they did. What they refer to as a hay maze is actually a straight inflatable tube about 30 feet long that they thru some hay in. When the kids came out the other side their pants were wet and muddy, good thing they were forced to take their shoes off. I wanted to buy them new socks anyway. The «Old West» Show times are so far apart, that the likely hood of you keeping your kids interest in it long enough for it to start is not good. Rock mining? Really. Wait and you have to pay for the bag of rocks you are about to mine. Who ever thought of this has no business sense what so ever. The girl running it looked like she hadnt seen anyone all day and immediately pointed us to the face painting tables. Face painting was free. This place is an insurance nightmare.
The Good
The free pony rides were awesome for the kids (no adults allowed). They have quite a few ponies so you weren’t waiting forever and the kids can go as many times as they want and even pick the horse they want. My boys couldn’t stop talking about it. I would go back just for that. They even have a tiny pony in case you have a skittish little one. The hay ride was lame at first but then once you are done touring the parking lot. it gets much better. You do find out that they only reason they have the hay ride is to peddle their pumpkins at a special stop on the trip. You got $ 9 a person, i should get a free frickin pumpkin. no?
All in all we had a good time but pretty much lost interest after an hour. In my opinion, that was way to much to spend on an hour of entertainment. They do have a $ 1 off coupon on their website which made it easier to swallow. But unless you are sure your kids will like the pony rides… I would skip this very haphazardly put together Ranch. I can make anytime with my kids fun and this made it a challenge, but they still cant stop talking about the ponies.

I went here for «Spooky ranch». It was pretty boring and definitely not worth the money I spent. the only thing somewhat worthwhile was their extremem nightmare house. Other than that, there was a sub-​par hayride that barely had hay (I was sitting on wood actually) and mediocre frights. then the barn was ok, but the haunted barn is just a small barn you sit in for about 5 minutes. The fun house is for kids I think, it wasnt scary at all. Then the other clown house was lame too. Go somewhere else