There’s something about getting drunk and ordering food from a touch screen that makes so much sense, you wonder why the rest of the world hasn’t caught on. Sheetz has tons of food they will microwave up for you, then serve to you at a scalding hot temperature. You walk up to a touch screen, select from tons of options such as macaroni and cheese balls, hamburgers, and wonderful breakfast burritos, then print out a receipt, pay, then pick up. The touch screen ordering method is brilliant because there’s less shame in ordering three orders of fried cheese sticks on a machine then face-to-face, where you might be judged. You’re also guaranteed to buy more food than you need. It’s unhealthy, fatty food served in an unconventional manner. God bless America.