Condoms To Go

They have everything you need for bachelor parties. Very helpful professional staff.

I remembered about something that happened about two years ago regarding this store and I just had to warn people.
I went with a friend to this store and picked out an item to buy. The young girl working was hanging out with someone who appeared to be her friend. It wasn’t a very welcoming store to begin with, and her unprofessional demeanor (even for an adult store) was off-​putting.
Anyways, I get the item. I paid half cash, half credit card.
About a week later, I notice a 40 dollar charge on my card. I tried desperately to figure out what I bought when I remembered coming here.
Then the light bulb went off and I realized shady girl had voided the transaction, pocketed the 20, and charged me the entire price on my debit.
I contacted my bank immediately and they refunded the 20 dollars. I don’t know if they contacted the business or not. I was livid, but happy to get my money back. I doubt the girl still works there, but one thing’s for sure. I haven’t been back to check. I don’t mess with shady businesses.
I’m not sure this place is even still there, and I’m most certain the other reviews here are meant for the Condom Sense a few doors down, or written by the people who own it, because this place and is small and it’s horrible.

The go-​to Bachlorette Party store. Numerous gag gifts and games that aren’t so risqué that you can actually show them to the bride’s mom… and some that aren’t. Some items are expensive, but if you dig through all the merchandise, you will find bargains.
I bought a «dare» card game for a Bachlorette Party for under $ 10 and most of the cards were stolen or lost halfway through the night — which is a great success sign. The also have penis cake pans — for whenever you need to bake a penis shaped cake. Which everyone does at some point. Am I right?
They also have a museum of vibrators… Seriously. It is an impressive collection that belongs in a museum. It is educational and interesting.
There is also a backroom full of modern vibrators, toys, and anything else you can imagine — and some you probably would have never imagined.
The staff is knowledgeable, helpful, and professional. I’ve witnessed them keeping a straight face when I know I wouldn’t have been able to pull it off.

Let’s talk about sex baby, lets talk about Condoms to Go.
Your body is your temple, master it. Why not have a little fun with it too? Get your rocks off or whatever your «slang» is, I’m cool.
This is the place where you can be yourself, find your deepest desires… if that’s your thang, like toys, vibes, bells, gag balls, whistles, ropes, games and anything that might make you blush… like the «pecker inspector badge» still not sure what that was. Or the demo video (practically a porno) on the new «liberator ramp» in the back of the store. I think I stood there for about 5 minutes before I started to notice it was hot in there. Or maybe that was just me?! Who knows…
Move to the vibrator section, and you can make all your dreams come true (am I right ladies?). Use your senses to see, touch, feel, smell and turn them on. I tested a few *takes a sip of water* and geez. There are some smart people working in the novelty industry.
They also have dirty sex cards (think Hallmark) for that special someone. Who wouldn’t love a card with a giant naked man and his 12″ penis? I know I would. Oh and if you spend over $ 100 (yea so what?), you get a free porn. No, not good porn, but porn with one girl and 5 guys… use your imagination. Grossest. Video. Ever. Hey, I’m into good fun, but this made me throw up in my mouth just a little…
You can hire them for private parties and get all your bachelorette party needs here too. Like penis headbands and for the more embarrassing bride, a pin that says «I heart penis». It’s a clean store and you can open anything you want to try, just make sure you ask first.
Guys, don’t worry. There is plenty for you too. The blowup doll with the lifelike vagina or a mold set for you to mold your very own from that special lady friend.
No need to be embarrassed when you’re in there, because the other people shopping are there for the same reason. Batteries.
So if your man/​woman are out of town or your done with the flavor of the month… you know where to go.
Where are my batteries?

This is my number one store for bachlorette night party favors and gifts. They have a lot of merchandise specifically geared towards the bride-to-be’s last night as a single woman, as well as numerous stock in porn, lingerie, and sex toys.
Every time I get stuff for bachlorette nights here, it turns out to be popular gadgets for the event. My biggest successes have been:
1.) A punch gun that is a penis (it was broken by midnight due to constant use)
2.) penis noses
3.) penis straws
4.) «pin the penis on the man» game
The sales staff are always helpful as well. Sometimes stuff can be a little pricey in here, but if you hunt around you can find some good bargains. Also, sometimes you’ll be surprised at what turns out to be the party hit. Who knew a penis punch-​gun would have been such a success. It was only $ 7 too.

Although we’ve never been, my husband and I love this store. Every time we drive by, we do a little car-​skit
Husband — «Would you like your condom for here, or to go?»
Kelly L. — «Oh, gosh, I thought you only had them to go? I can use them here?»
H– «Well no… Condoms For Here is down the street… They charge a bit more. Would you like the number for the Madam, uh, I mean Manager?»
K — «…oh dear.»