TOES OUT IN PUBLIC

Ditto what all the other posters have said below =p
If you’ve got Frodo toes (a.k.a. hobbit feet), please visit your nearest nail technician stat. The world will thank you as will I. That is all.

OH EM GEEEEE !!!
Thank goodness I haven’t encountered any nasty toes like the ones posted, but I do see some crusty ones from time to time, especially in the summer-​time where flip-​flops are everywhere you go.
How hard is it to do a pedicure? Nowadays, you can get a decent pedi-​for less than $ 20! Have some shame will ya! Treat your body with some R E S P E C T or have Aretha spell it out for you!
.and in all places, SUNNY SAN DIEGO. where we have such beautiful, gorgeous weather and the beaches to show off our hot bods, but nothing turns me off most than bad hygiene and ugly TOES!
Clip ‘em, paint ‘em (if female or not), moisturize ‘em, and make love. I mean love ‘em as if they were your own baby for goodness sake!
So YOU. yeah I’m talking to YOU, if you don’t have this taken care of then I suggest you seek some professional HELP. Sorry, but sometimes the truth hurts.
In the words of BJ Gallagher: «It’s Never Too Late to Be What You Might Have Been»
Good luck and may the Force be with you, because it wasn’t in the past !!!

I’ve been seeing too many funky toenails on young-​ish San Diegans lately. (Individuals in the «senior citizen» genre can get away with less-​than-​presentable feet/​toenails, usually.) Makes me wanna shake my head and cover my eyes!
I was a gymnast for 8 years.
I was a dancer (ballet and jazz; not exotic, pervs) for 10 years.
I was a competitive runner for 8 years.
My feet have taken a beating over the years. I’ve never had a pedicure in my life yet, for my age, I have BAD feet that I manage to keep presentable without investing a tremendous amount of time. If I can do it, then so can you!

:-(
OMFG!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!
Yes YOU!
YOU with the disgusting toes. I’ve seen you all over San Diego. You’re at the children’s pool in Coronado. You’re at the local Mall! You’re at Family Fun Day at the Del Mar Races. You’re at the Beach. You’re at SeaWorld. You’re every where BUT at the drugstore purchasing boric acid and anti-​fungal for those nasty digits of yours!
See a doctor for God’s sakes! It’s just more than I can stand!
I see nothing positive about the exposure of nasty ass toes. San Diego is a lovely beach town where most would like to be scantilly clad in such warm temperate climates… But unless you’ve got healthy looking feet don’t even consider exposing those unshorn HOOVES!
There are sandals and flip flops galore exposing healthy sun tanned well pedicured toes. but on so many that I’ve seen in San Diego lately I’ve learned not to look down. (But how can you not?)
Its a f*cking podiatric train wreck!
GAG… URP.
(I just threw up a little in YOUR mouth.)
If you’re gonna expose your toes, PLEASE be sure your nails and feet are healthy. No one want to see talons, hooves or monkey feet on a human. «THOSE» belong at the Zoo. Pedicures are NOT just for the ladies! Men, get to it… You’re so guilty!
Nasty toes tell people this:
* You have poor hygiene (who wants to do you? ICK!)
* You’d rather chew them off than clip them
* Your bathroom must be filthy and smell like ass
* If your exposing your nasty toes, who knows what you’d hide under your shorts
* You’re too cheap to get a pedicure
* We won’t even think about what your sheets are like
(change em… no. burn em.)
* Toe F*cking is OUT
* If your feet look like hell, then your hands must be guilty by ASSociation
* You will be a «dirty sanchez» lay
* Your toes have «the Herpes»
(even that can be treated)
* Your socks and shoes need AMNESTY
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Feet can be one of the sexiest things on a person when treated with respect and care. So please don’t just stop at your hair when your thinking beauty; continue on down to the tips of your toes. Healthy nails matter. Healthy feet attract. If you’ve got neither, you may as well hide in your barn… I’ll call Animal Control.
1 woof! Eek! Methinks not… It was enough to scare the crap outta me many times over…