Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret

What a great show! I often take out of town guests here and celebrate special occasions. It’s really awesome. So much fun! The food is great too! And the wine list is pretty impressive.

Amazing and welcoming place! It truly is perfect for anything ranging from a date to a party! The staff is very friendly, and it definitely has a classic feel – not only because of the architecture and design (and burlesque music), but because they offer complimentary coat holdings upon entry. The menu is relatively cheap with some snacks and plenty of drinks to choose from. The space probably fits around 130 people, but it still manages to keep a very intimate feel, even when fully booked. Whether you are here to see Lannie, Patsy Decline, Burlesque, or some other show, you are sure to enjoy it! Not to mention the performers sometimes visit with audiences and if you’re a regular, you’ll most likely become familiar with the heartwarming staff as they will you!

Fantastic venue. Amazing shows, but we also had our wedding here. Very reasonably priced, which includes on-​site Event Coordinators and a tech. Selene was amazing — they very much cared about our needs and worked to give us the best event we could have.

We went to the off the clock show last night and had a blast! Naughty Pierre is a riot and he really made the show, in my opinion. The dancers are all fantastic and come in all shapes and sizes. Waitress was very attentive and polite as well. The only thing I would not recommend is the gourmet popcorn– it was not warm and the truffle oil was quite overpowering.

This is a fun place for a late night show especially for a group. Get your tix a couple weeks in advance as they tend to fill up rather quickly.
The seating process is like a cattle drive but once you are sat the wait staff takes really good care of you. Drinks are a little pricey but not too bad.
The shows are witty and fun. Some of the acts are very talented, others wear their talent in their bras. We have always leave with a smile on our face after having a great time with our friends.

Brought an out of town friend to a show, as I’ve been led to believe Lannie’s is a Denver tradition. We had a great time — the show was funny, well done, and all in all I feel like we got a good value for our tickets.
The only thing I’m knocking off a star for is their drink prices. If you list champagne bottles on your menu, they should either be bottles, or clearly noted as splits.
Otherwise, the drinks were tasty, service was friendly and responsive, and the show was great. I’ll definitely be back.

I saw Lannie’s show with my friends. She was amazing and enchanting. The perfect night with friends or a significant other. We had the best time!

FANTASTIC! We attended the comedy and burlesque variety night on a Thursday. A 2 hour show — I was worried that it would be too long and not keep my attention but boy was I wrong! I didnt want it to end! A spectacular showcase of traditional burlesque — yet with a modern twist. Great music, lighting and production and also loved the variety of girls and numbers with their unique costumes. I would recommend this show to anyone who appreciates good entertainment and wants to find something different to do in Denver. A great date night!

Sadly, I must offer a less than shining review.
I saw the 6 Kinseys drag show and the talent was less than professional. I LOVE drag shows and have seen many great ones but this show was not one of them. The show was heavy laden with lyrics. As a song writer/​lyricist, I think the lyrics were too detailed and intricate to understand… like an homage to Forbidden Broadway when they spoof Sondheim with the satire of «Into The Words».
The performers delivered the entire length of each song instead of cutting a verse and/​or chorus to keep the audience’s attention and keep the show moving. After the first act, I thought «oh Lord help me… it’s only intermission».
My friends had lots of compliments about the show but the only comment I was able to offer without sounding like a jerk was, «acapella is VERY hard». The acapella tempo was too fast and the dynamics were too unbalanced to fully understand the lyrics. On top of that, the sound quality was awful. Those poor performers kept having mic issues and that is NOT their fault… its the fault of the sound technicians (shame on you). The pitch was even off and the performers seemed not to be on the same page when singing.
The service I received was «alright», but the server kept coming back and back and back to check on us and in doing so, kept blocking our view of the show. The turtle brownie dessert I ordered was also terrible and tasted like it might have been bought from King Soopers, frozen, thawed and served to me.
As a performer myself, I expect professionalism from fellow performers. I feel they did the best they could with the sound system but… need to consider putting a piano and upright bass on stage too to keep tempo and timbre. For $ 30 a ticket and given the quality of performance I witnessed, I left the cabaret feeling like, «wtf did I just pay for and why was it so expensive?»…
All my friends give this establishment at Lannie’s shining reviews and always talk highly of the place. I’m kind of left wondering if I was just in a bad mood or what lol.

Went to my first ever Lesbian Speed Dating event Wednesday night. It was so fun! It was such a good vibe, we got to meet some awesome people, and the host Shotza was so fun and charismatic. I would love to go to another event like this. I will bring more people with me next time. Thanks again for giving lesbians a chance to date and meet new friends.

This was our first cabaret show and we had a blast. Naughty Pierre was hilarious and the girls were beautiful and talented. Well worth the $ 20 admission price. We already had our dinner, but I had the Pommery Bubbly which actually even at $ 13 sounded pricey, was a good deal because the little bottles offered close to two glasses each. Come with an open mind and a sense of humor and it is guaranteed fun!

I love this place. I always come here with my BF when we are in Denver. It is very Speakeasy as it is located downstairs and very «period correct. The staff is friendly and attentive, the shows are always top-​notch, and the drinks/​appetizers are amazing… Love love love this place! Highly recommended!

This place has all the ambiance + atmosphere you could ask for! Situated in the basement of the Daniels + Fisher Clocktower, the space operates as a cabaret and puts on burlesque shows + midnight variety shows, one of which I attended for my birthday. My boyfriend and I definitely enjoyed ourselves while watching a belly dancer, a magician, contortionists and more. I think it’s perfect for a girl’s night out, a bachelorette party, or any other fun special occasion.

Fun place to enjoy some adult entertainment. Kinda gimmicky, and you will find lots of folks celebrating birthdays or bachelor parties which can make it interesting on its own. The drink prices are not bad, and the performers are impressive.
We did not have a drink min, which I was expecting from a «comedy club» kinda place.
The downsize was the wait time we had to endure in the lobby of the clock tower… if we would have been able to sit down before the show they would have made a lot more money off our group as we where looking for a place to have some cocktails.
A good place to try out… but a «one and done» kinda event for me.

My sister showed up from Las Vegas to surprise me for my 40^th birthday! Off we went to Lannie’s! We were sat at a high boy table in the back… perfect for our rowdy crew. We met great people right off the bat and the drinks kept the night going.
The entertainment started as soon as we sat down. Fun and sassy wait staff, very friendly host, even the lighting girl was nice.
The MC kept the fun going and the girls… embodied female power! It was all around an impressive show. The girls stay around after the show for pictures and they truly are even more beautiful and friendly up close.
The magician that flows around is absolutely AMAZING! Without giving too much away, it was a real treat to have him entertain our group.
The only downside was the food. The sliders were dry, the antipasto was basically grocery store meat and cheese put on a plate. The edamame was however, very yummy.
Absolutely go… just eat somewhere else first.

We went to a burlesque show for a friends birthday I must say it was different so there’s quite a few good dancers I just think that maybe we shouldn’t of went to such a Late Show. Also there was no waiting area so we had to find somewhere to hang out for like an hour before the show started plus I thought the commentator kind of made rude comments I think it could have been better but I guess I really can’t complain the tickets were $ 35

Excellent entertainment at a great value! There are some exceptionally talented people here, who obviously love what they do. I dare you to go and not love it!
I’ve been here twice, once for a beer event the week of GABF, and once to take my best friend for her birthday to their 80s themed show. The first time wasn’t the full experience, so I’ll elaborate on the 80s show.
The performers make their own costumes, and choreograph their own routines, and it is non-​stop entertainment. They have a performer on stilts, ladies on fabric hanging from the ceiling, men who are hairy and men who are pretty, and best of all the female performers come in all shapes and sizes. Great music, great MC, and incredible service from the waitstaff.
The servers are on their game! I never went without a drink all night, and the prices weren’t horrendous. Nice little break in the show for a potty break, and complimentary coat check which you’ll need as they squeeze a lot of people in.
I paid for VIP so we were treated to tiaras and a front row seat for my bestie’s birthday. Part of the deal was they’ll call the VIP up on stage as some point during the show; the only thing I was slightly disappointed by was that they called up all the VIPS (about 7 of them) at one time for a silly little dance-​off. I kind of wished they’d allowed each VIP their own moment on stage, but I understand that would probably be difficult with so many.
All in all, this made for a super fun night out! So much love to all the performers for a great show!

I love this place!
I have seen two shows here so far and plan to see more. The atmosphere is small and intimate, there isn’t a bad seat in the place. The girls who work here are nice and accomidating. I saw the christmas drag show and the boolesque comedy last year and both were fantastic. I liked it so much, I purchased tickets to thursday’s boolesque show! The drinks were good and not too pricey. There is not much of a food selection, mostly just appetizers and snack food. It is in a great central location and easy to find, but there is no parking so be prepared to park and walk there. Seats are reserved in the order of when you buy tickets so if you want great seats, get tickets early.

Lannie’s is my dance company’s home for our world dance revue, a monthly appearance on the third Wednesday. We adore this venue and it offers such amazing live entertainment both local and national! The staff is amazing, Lannie is a gem and Naught Pierre is our ‘mascot’! Kyle is a pro on all the tech. Check out one of their many show offerings!

WOW! Why have I not been here before, I kept asking myself!
Went for the Naughty Pierre’s Burlesque show on Thursday and it was a blast! Naughty Pierre was so funny and the dancers were pretty good – they even had the Zombie Apocalypse Burlesque set and that was hilarious.
Had the Calina Chardonnay wine – I believe was named after my daughter Calina :-)
I had coffee, then we shared the cheesecake with a strawberry topping and the brownie with ice cream. Both were very tasty and pretty reasonably priced.
They have complimentary coat check when you come in.
Will definitely be coming back for other shows!