Suite Two Hundred

I gave this place three shots, thinking that the third time’s the charm. Nope, still just as gross as ever. Going to Suite 200 is like licking a Petri dish infected with venereal disease. Just… yuck! Legend has it Suite 200 has seen better days, when the likes of Allen Iverson and Jay Cutler would troll for girls with low self-​esteem alongside their entourages. Now it has been reduced to ‘Red Wave’ nights (WTF is that anyway?) and bathroom spritzer girls who insist on eyeing your every move and physically handing you soap/​paper towels like you’re a five year old. «Care to wipe my ass as well, Miss?»
If ever I’m going to squeeze into a poor excuse for a dress and strap on heels so uncomfortable they make me want to saw off my own feet, it’s definitely not going to be for this place.

For what it is it’s pretty fun. Yes the drinks are expensive for a Denver outing, but it isn’t LODO. I had fun dancing and would probably go back if I was with people that was looking for the dresses-​up yuppie scene. Give it a try.

…i mean, for what it is, it’s a lot of fun. i’ve been a handful of times and, except for once, it’s always been packed, always have fun dance music on and i’ve always enjoyed myself.
i’ve never paid a cover charge to get in and drinks are about what you’d expect at a club. it’s not a huge space but big enough to not feel like you’re smushed in like sardines.

Music is not good, D J doesn’t play anything worthwhile, we were bummed we left another bar to come here,

This is an old bar that just gets updated with each new owner. No service at our table so we has to go to the bar. Drinks were good but the dj really sucked.

I would say this is the higher end of the lounges downtown. You would think everyone would be snooty inside but thats not the case. They do charge a cover. But when you get inside you would understand why. It does weed out the troublemakers who have been causing problems downtown recently. Though you will see the occasional drunk girl who is passed out and needs to be carried out. SMDH
Other than that lots of places to Dance and move around.
Again though I would recommend Bottle Service and sit back and enjoy the madness without being caught up in it.
Good Sound System and the Police are on hand but dont mess with you unless your creating an issue.

I’ve been here a total of 3 times since moving to Denver, and each time has been worse than the last. We will never be back.
There’s nothing I hate more than writing horrible reviews of businesses in my hometown providing jobs to the residents of this city, but this place really sucks, and ALL of the employees here deserve to lose their jobs.
From the second you stand in line, the $ 10-​an-​hour attitude packed bouncers do their best to make you feel like you’re out of place. Right… We always dress well going out, and the last time we came here, said attitude-​packed bouncers wouldn’t let us in because we were wearing jeans? «There’s a dress code» they said. I profusely apologize that my $ 220 True Religions weren’t good enough for the $ 10-​an-​hour bouncer. But, wait, it gets better! If we had bottle service, then no problem! We told them we were waiting on some other friends who did have bottle service, which was true, but they wouldn’t do anything until he came up and put us on his list. How else would we possibly know his name and that he had bottle service if we weren’t invited guests? Idiots.
As for the rest of the staff, you will not get ONE smile from any employee here. Not the bar tenders, not the coat check girl, and certainly not the other bouncers either. The drinks are Las Vegas expensive, everyone here could really be making some good tip money if they gave the slightest hint of appreciation that you came there to drop all that money. But no, that would make too much sense and require a degree of friendliness, which is absolutely not gonna happen here.
On the way out the front door, one of the guys I was with told security we weren’t coming back because of their behavior, so the bouncers thought it would be appropriate to try and FIGHT him. «I’m off the clock in 20 minutes if you wanna settle that, holmes» says the bouncer. As we stand on the sidewalk near the edge of the street, ANOTHER bouncer comes up and says we can’t stand there on «their» sidewalk. OMFG, what a joke these idiots are, does it get any lower than trying to kick people off a public sidewalk in Downtown Denver? Seriously, go somewhere else.

Very cool club. They were having a ‘Battle of Salons’ fashion show, which wasn’t all that impressive but entertaining. Tuesday night is ladies night — free ciroc till midnight! The music was diverse and cool, would definitely go back

We were having dinner at Rioja next door when we started to see a queue for the club next door. So I asked the doorman if my friend and I could pop in for a quick looksee. He said absolutely. We promptly left our men at the table and headed in.
The space was huge and dark. It was just opening so there were tons empty tables and booths. The only problem was they all had ‘Reserved’ signs on them. WTF? So we made our way to the bar and ordered 2 simple drinks. $ 18! Seriously?
Anyway, as we sipped our drinks more and more people started coming in. I started to wonder if we were in a gay club (nothing wrong with that!) because only girls were appearing. After reading some of the other reviews it would seem this is a big destination for bachelorette gatherings. Makes sense now. Finally, before we were leaving some ladies jumped up on the dance boxes and started to groove in their quasi-​bondage outfits. Those ladies got moves!
I wouldn’t go back by choice. But it was a nice peek inside.

Bachelorette party hot spot last night. Along with our group of girls there must’ve been 3 more bachelorette parties and many birthday parties keeping everyone in festive moods.
No cover– fast lane for girls only groups– good music– good times.

Great spot to get scammed.
Simple as that.
We went there, ready to blow at least 300 – 600 total between the two of us on bottle service with a table. We were first denied entry due to both of us wearing sandals (and one, me, in shorts). We went back changed, and then were not given the VIP treatment at all. We were forced to stand in line to get in (in the rain) and once inside we got our bottle and the people in the table next were extremely inconsiderate.
We wanted to go to the dance floor so we asked our cocktail waitress to watch our bottle or put it behind the bar (a 300 dollar bottle of Vodka!!!). She said she’d watch it, something that she later disputed despite the fact, she distinctly said so. When we came back half of our bottle had been drunk and ultimately we asked to speak to the manager. He offered only 75 bucks off and ultimately took our drinks away from us when we notified him that the services requested were not rendered and that a chargeback would be performed. It’s seriously pathetic that someone with such low morals and absolutely no customer service skills, gets to run a place.
i’ll never be back there, and I suggest everyone avoid their table service as it is a ripoff and unless you want to spend your night watching your bottle, rather than enjoying yourself, you’ll lose your bottle and then get insulted by a manager.
It seems that this is not just us who have had this problem and that it is a rather systemic issue at this location.

No cover for ladies the night I was there, so that was nice. 4 drinks, $ 40. Bars are generally overpriced, but I think that’s a little ridiculous. We started our bachelorette party here. It was nice when we first got there, but once the crowd started to fill in the dance floor it got pretty miserable.
I can’t stand the smell of smoke and I found myself on the patio just trying to avoid the mass of people. Every seating area was reserved, it’s obvious to me that whoever designed and decorated this place planned poorly. The music, for me, didn’t become really enjoyable until I was ready to leave.
High school girls dancing on large black boxes in tiny clothes; I guess if you are into that sort of thing, you might enjoy yourself here… but you’re probably better off at a strip club where you will pay less for drinks. We kept getting dirty looks from the security guys for losing feathers from our boas all over the dance floor.

I frequented this club once when I first visited Denver and then a second time to bring my friends from out of town. The first time, I went with 4 really well dressed men and we all managed to get in for $ 15 and a free drink ticket… which is not bad. But HELLO??? This is DENVER, land of country bumpkins. I didn’t even pay that during college in San Francisco, Boston, or DC. Another person in our party came after we did, who happened to be half black. He was denied entry and told that there was only bottle service available. He pulled out $ 200 in cash and said he’d pay for bottle service and then was denied again… their reasoning? Oh now it’s not available. However, right in front of us, they brought in 4 Nuggets players… ??
I decided to give this club a try again when my best friends came out to celebrate one of their birthdays. You’d think three hot girls could get in ANYWHERE around here. Well maybe if you’re white… but one’s half black and the other is Puerto Rican. Apparently since our skirts/​dresses were not short enough to only cover our ass, we did not get in. Whatever!
This place is definitely racist… I’m never going again.
More about the place: The club reminds me of an underground club that is trying too hard. Drinks were $ 15 for a well drink… I mean? You can walk across the street and get an entire flight of champagne for $ 5 more. Save your money! Go to Wicked Garden on the corner. It’s free and the drinks are strong and decently priced.

Overpriced drinks, and rude management. Went there for my sisters big birthday celebration thinking that our crowd of people being VIP’s for the night were going to be well taken care of. Turns out there must have been «super VIP’s» that actually could bypass the line to get in. Not to mention several of the people in our crowd were denied re-​entrance even to pay their tab. The icing on the cake… It was a saturday night and apparently no one AT ALL is there until the following tuesday to return our debit cards and IDs (kind of a neccessary items for everyday life wouldnt you say?)
Its been five days ive gone without my Drivers license or debit card, no one from this place has returned any of my messages. By personally going back during business hours to get my personal property I was told that the managers were «too busy» to get my items and that I should return at 2am! Already angered that I wasted a trip there I just wanted to be done with this business forever, so I returned at 2am losing sleep, obviously the club was closed and I knocked on the window only to be ignored by the two A-​holes standing right in front of the door. I didnt leave, so one of the bouncers (the one I talked to previously) yells «what do you want!?» I explained that I could get my items if I returned at this time. Another man comes out and says that the office is closed and I should make an appointment over the phone.
I reported Suite 200 to the better business bureau. Ive never been treated with such disrespect in providing such a simple task. I will tell every person I know never to go there.

«Oh, na, na, („WHUFFS MY MAME, WO WO WHUFFS MY MAME“) what’s my name? What’s my name? what’s my name? („WHUFFS MY MAME, WO WO WHUFFS MY MAME“)
Yeah, (WO, WO I HURD YOU WOOD.)
I heard you good with them soft lips
Yeah you know word of mouth
The square root of 69 is 8 somethin’, right? (MORE MUMBLED DISTORTED MUFFLED NOISE)
‘Cause I’ve been tryna work it out, oh»…
This place sucked on a Sat night cuz MC «Mr. Microphone» was «rapping» over all the lyrics like he was doing amateur karaōke night.
The crowd was also no better cuz everybody was acting like it was high a school prom with the cock fights, the grinding on the floor, and the classy blonde b*aaatch who was wearing the skank’a’fied tight black dress, just pushed my friend aside like a two dollar crack whore. Her crackhead débutante behavior helped take this place down to a «not so sweet TWO star experience».

This place reminds me of why we left South Florida.
Big bouncers with headsets, mirrors, velvet rope, overpriced drinks, people groping each other on couches in the corner. Bitchy high maintenance clientele and we went there was a «stripper in training» Halloween fashion show as well. I think this place is appropriate to go to maybe one time a year if you are over the age of 25 and are able to spend three hours getting dressed and end with pouring yourself into a mini-​dress.

My first time at Suite Two Hundred was for a friend’s birthday party on a Saturday night. We all pitched in for a few bottles (pricey, but not ridiculous) and were well-​received by the bouncers at the door who got us around the pretty lengthy line.
That’s the last positive thing I can say about the place. Our order of three bottles was apparently only enough to merit a tiny slice of table in an overcrowded section (maximum seating: 4 people). The cocktail waitress was constantly bumping into us and just getting in the way — not really her fault, given the space constraints.
The music was alright… basically 107.1 without the ads. Crowd was certainly not LA/​NYC/​Vegas caliber.
The night ended terribly — first with an early close (lights on/​music off at 1:30) and then the bouncers had turned into the power-​hungry meatheads mentioned in other reviews, threatening to fight my friends («I get off work in 20 minutes and I’ll kick your ass then.») as we left the club.
Not worth the price or the hassle.

If you are looking for Vegas style club, Suite 200 is the one.
It is an over 21 club.
I really like the design and the lighting of the club. The musics are mostly TOP played songs.
Looks like there were a lot of bachelorette parties going on.
Bartenders are really nice.
Girls are FREE and Guys needs to pay $ 15 for the drinking card admission.

PRO:
$ 15 Guy’s admission drink card (a cover charge but can be used as a drink gift card)
Huge Place
Outdoor smoking patio
Top 40 music
go-​go dancers
moderate price drinks
Great chill bouncers
CONS:
Coat check girls (that’s why you had no tip in your jar)
Some guy farted at the bar (really gross.)
Drunkards (it was only 11:45pm but my friend became one of them later on that night)
Girls w. b.o.
People making out (gross)
However, it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be…

First time there and it was fire-​marshal-​full and a little claustrophobic trying to move through the narrow passageways. But good music and a nice dance floor.
Drinking Stellas so can’t comment on the pour issues. Very stylish folks. Bouncers were actually nice, but entry was all pre-​arranged, so not an issue.
Would I go back. .. ? Nah. Nothing super special or inviting about it. Over-​priced, but it is in the more upscale part of LoDo. These Vegas/​LA-​wannabe-​clubs sure make me miss the days of the old Skylark. I guess I’m just not a bottle-​service-​club-​doggie.
Have fun 20-​somethings, but remember what 2 ½ Men Alan says, «C-​sharp is the sound of approaching deafness.» So be careful out there.