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This place is terrible. My boyfriend and I tried it out today and had such a terrible experience after taking three sips of our smoothies that we immediately drove 45 minutes out of our way to Jamba Juice to get something to remove the gross taste from our mouths. Not only was the proprietor socially awkward and made us both feel uncomfortable, but she tried to tell us that she has some magical tea that makes you instantly burn off 100 calories «as if you did 20 minutes of aerobics». When I asked her what it was and how that could be possible by any stretch of the imagination she responded with vague and very evasive answers that didn’t even make sense like, «How? Well it’s thermo-​cellular» then rushed on to other subjects. Before we could pick out which smoothies we wanted she started pouring us all kinds of concoctions and handing them to us without even asking if we wanted them our not. Her menu had the names of the smoothies with no descriptions what so ever so you had to ask what each smoothie had in it. To our dismay, when she started making our smoothies she brought out a bag of frozen fruit assortment from the freezer that I myself have seen at several grocery store chains. After giving us our preservative filled and freezer-​bitten smoothies she tried to force us to sign up for her email list and when I said «No thank you» she made it clear that she was not happy with me. By the time we got to Jamba Juice her magical «tea» (which was nothing more than cold water and some mysterious powder) had kicked in and we were both feeling like we had just had about 10 cups of coffee each. I would say overall, unless you like feeling cracked out and spending time with socially awkward women who pretend to know way more about health than they do, avoid this place at all costs.