Machete Bar & Grill

I drive by the restaurant on a regular basis and from the looks of the outside, I have always had a sinking feeling that the food may not be up to par. I put aside my fears and decided to try it since Groupon was offering a deal. WHAT A MISTAKE! The old trampolines on the celing and wall mural of Taiwan should have sent me running but I was hungry. There was one waitress that was taking care of the 10 or so tables in our section but she did not understand English well at all. «Maybe the food will be authentic and they just haven’t had time to renovate the restaurant from a previous owner» I told the kids. Nope and Nope. The food was greasy and soggy. I think it must have been mircowaved. I love authentic Mexican and Tex-​Mex food. This was like a bad microwave dinner. The only redeeming factor was that I got a deal on Groupon so I didn’t pay full price for this slap in the face to Mexican food. I see that the name on the door was changed again but Groupon is offering another deal today so I just want to warn everyone to avoid this. (My wife compained of a stomach ache and said the greese wasn’t setting well with her) One last thought, shoudl the chips leave a film in my mouth? Not sure waht did that but I have never eaten a chip that tasted like licking a spoon dipped in Crisco. Sorry Machete, I really wated to like you but I just can’t.