Subway

The tall, African American man who works in the morning needs to learn some customer service skills.

It’s Subway! Most of the time great! However, sometimes it’s like that annoying friend that just always happens to pop up no matter where you’re at.

Oh Eugene, how I hate thee, let me count the ways. You can’t even get SUBWAY right?! No longer carrying jalapeño chips? What’s the big idea? Not popular enough? Too much cost for the return? Okay, I get it.
Now answer me this… No double cheese on the veggie delight? WHAT?! Is there that much savings in denying two triangles of cheese to the people that DON’T order costly meat? WHAT?! Portland, I miss you and we’ll be together again soon. Subway on Chambers and 18^th, I hate you and hope you go out of business.
Oh, and Mr. Manager? Arguing with the customer doesn’t work for me– even when it’s done with a friendly sandwhich-​artisan smile on your face and especially when your subordinates are pointing out that you’re wrong and the customer is right (isn’t the customer always right?)