Subway

Was running late for an appointment and had to settle for subway for a quick b-​fast. Walked in and i had to repeat my order a # of times… the unfriendly guy simply wasn’t paying attention and really didn’t seem to care to be there.
I ordered a coffee to go with my sandwich and the guy mumbled something from behind the counter asking me to pick which Keurig flavor i want. They have single brew coffee here… i’ve never seen that in a fast food restaurant before. Anyway, i couldn’t read the tiny labeling so i told him to hold it closer. I pay and remove the lid to see it’s only partially full. Well, i paid for a 16 oz coffee and in there were only 12 oz. So i brought this to his attention and again, he didn’t care. Just said that’s what the coffee machine put out and there’s nothing he can do about it. I asked if it is my problem then. He offered to give me my money back for the coffee but instead we agreed that i would take a bottle of water.
Good riddance.

I like this location. They’re nice behind the counter. It’s also one of the few Subways where if you ask for more of a topping, they’re not stingy with it.
Note: Parking in Fair City is always crazy.

Other than having problems parking, not much else to say. Your standard subway
WARNING: The flatbread sandwiches are a total rip off. They are about the same price as a footlong and less filling than a regular 6in.

This location is your standard chain location. I just felt that it deserved a review for the following:
1. The staff is an interesting mix of non-​English, disgruntled, and don’t care. What does this mean? The worker types. Made it incredibly hard to order a sandwich. But, once they understood you, damn they were fast.
2. Some pompous jerk-​off thought it would be great to order 5 subs but then attempt to customize them in 50,000 different ways.
*in a Aussie accent*
«No, I want a thin line of mayonnaise on that one. Make that one heavy with mayonnaise. No, extra meat on that one. Veggie sub there.»
When you use too much conflicting language with the worker types described above, you get either 1) a slowing down of their process times or 2) they flat out spit in your food. Plus, don’t look up and grin at everyone as if we’re enjoying the show. We think you’re a dick and are silently wishing food poisoning on you for slowing the line.
Alright, I think I need to get my morning coffee. I’ve relieved my Unilocal constipation (would that be Unilocalstipation?) after not having time for a while and need the other element of a good morning constitution.