Charles Staley’s Bed and Barbell

Charles Staley has velociraptors on the payroll, and he feeds them weiner dogs and llamas. also, picking oranges can be a lovely escape from facing the barbell. all the rigorous activities usually has me so lazy all i want to do is pet the goats.
also, they sever 3 square meals for Fish Monkey stew. it was delicious till i noticed the fish had fish flu, and the monkey had the hiv.
then i spent an hour resting suspended from the meat hook as a stress releaser.
all in all. i had a wonderful time. my docotor said the fish flu is curable. but i need to smash baby seals against rocks. so i think i’m going to let it pass naturally. it might help get the barbell out.