Uncle Paulie’s Bar

I remember driving by this place many times on my way to work and thinking to myself that this bar reminds me of a place that would be near the downtown square in my home town. A cinder block building with some sort of beer signage on the front. Looks like it could be an auto repair shop or a bar where you may need to stab someone… again, it simply looked intriguing.
A friend from back home came to visit and I said we have to go to this bar down the road I think we would both feel at home there!
So we walk in and see a woman in her panties and steels to our left dancing for some guy and we kinda shrugged and said to ourselves must be a bachelor party.
So we walked got the bar ordered a beer and fired up a smoke… a few minutes pass and another woman appears out of nowhere with even less on and that’s when it hit us… I was the lucky bastard who moved into a new town within a mile of a non nude strip club!
Yeah they serve beer but that’s not why people come here.
I’m not a strip club guy but it was a fun time for about an hour.
Ambiance: THE divy of the diviest dive bars! Another friend later on from the area called it «The Shame Of Glendale Heights» lol
Food: I’m not sure they serve anything but alcohol.
Value: Cheap beer and an opportunity to help young girls pay their way through college! What more could you ask for! Gives you a reason to feel good about yourself!

So I love this dirty a****** but this is the first time I went in there and I could not sit in the C section The Cockroaches had booties on and the rats had remote control cars. I like my girls with a little bit of dirtiness but when I went in there all I had was a 300 pound soon ready

Was a fun dive bar until the one selling points, the girls had to cover up. They used to wear pasties but now they just wear swimsuits. lame! Before they did that maybe the overpriced beer and drinks would be understandable. You might read this review and wonder if me being a woman has something to do with a bad review but I’m a biker, I love other bikers, I don’t ask for much in a bar and I love cute looking girls. .with that being said, I’m glad some of them cover up, as the one I thought was a grandmother is not too much older than me. I don’t like girls that are coke head skinny, strung out on heroin or just look old. .the girl doesn’t have to be a certain size or age but make it work for them. Plus there is no entertainment like bands. and that would bhai e a, great space. I would pay to see a local band that is decent. It’s a shame because the owner seems nice and the regulars are fun.

When I was first dragged into this establishment over a year ago, my friends said to me; «You are going to love this place.» They know me too well. I walked in and I thought; «What a shithole!» Then I turned and glanced at the pole on this tiny stage and it didn’t touch the ceiling. I LOVE UNCLE PAULIES. Never ever a dull moment here, the girls are great, the regulars are awesome, and I love the staff. Every once in awhile they have decent beer in stock like Guinness, Abita, Newcastle, etc.

This review is easy. This place is a shithole. It wants to be a shithole and it perfects it. This place is the hole in the wall biker bar that the town doesn’t want there and the old ladies drive quickly by. There is a stripper pole here that doesn’t even touch the ceiling. The place is awesome. If you want to live like a dirty biker this is the place to go.
I like dirty bikers so I use that term with the greatest of endearments.

I believe that at this point in my life I have become a certified dive bar aficionado. Which means that my tastes may be different from your tastes. As such, this is my review.
This is a Grade B dive… Why a B instead of an A? The drink prices are high. $ 4 for a High Life? $ 9 for a PBR pitcher? Come on now, the overhead is just not that much here. Other than that, great joint. Crazy C– strippers do their best to put on a show on their 4’x4’ stage with a pole that wobbles as they swing. The bartender is a cool chick. The patrons are part true dirty bikers, part executive bikers and part normal dudes. I don’t think this place brings in too may groups of females due to the intimidating nature. Don’t be scared, give it a whirl. You just might find me sitting at the bar.

If you have ever seen the movie «Dusk Till Dawn», Uncle Paulies will remind you of the «Tittie Twister» bar in it. Drinks are reasonable, and the dances are also. A definite biker hangout, with plenty of local flair. You get a good bang for your buck. The building, and parking lot, seem out of place in this suburb, guess its good to have a grandfather clause, or the uptight yuppies would have closed this place years ago. Still waiting for the vampires to slam and lock the door shut, and yell «feeding time!!!»

This is a scary bar and I am surprised Dupage county has this borderline strip bar. They have like four monitors behind the bar surveiling the place and that makers me wonder about the place. The place is full of tesosterone dangerous types ogeling the dancers on stage. I don’t think nudity is allowed but one time I saw a topless girl. many bikers come here with their gang biker jackets. The building looks like an original building when North Avenue was a country road. I always marvel at this place as i expect it to be torn down everytime I drive by it. It is surviving the developers eyes somehow and is a unique bar even without the go go underwear and bra dancers.

Uncle Paulie’s is one of the best drinking establishments in the NW ‘burbs, provided you ‘get’ the joke.
Just a few of the things that make Paulie’s one of the most entertaining places on earth to drink is the fact that there actually is an uncle Paulie and he is a gruff old biker who has, to my knowledge, never bought a patron a drink; stories of his cheapness are legend around the bar with the regulars. Beyond his fulfillment of the dive bar owner stereotype Uncle Paulie is to be admired for the fact that he is fighting an almost constant battle to keep his establishment open and the boobies in full view in the middle of the madly oppressive ‘burbs.
Dancers range from amazingly hot to total trash and the skill levels show the same spread, and are not always related to appearance. After dancing on the about 2″ tall stage the girls make the rounds asking for a buck from all the patrons at the bar and generally flirting and having a good time, and drinking heavily; these gals are more then willing to have a few, or more, with you at the bar between dances. Topless and private dances are offered but I have never seen them taken advantage of; the girls seem happier to sit, drink and joke with the patrons then strip for them and the patrons seem pretty happy with that arrangement as well.
Selection is crap, yellow fizzy beer and crap liquor bit prices are cheap for the ‘burbs and if you tip well there is a pretty decent buy-​back on drinks and they are willing to serve you well past the point of sanity.
Other patrons range over the whole spectrum but in the warmer months the place is sick with bikers, and not this candy ass weekend warrior types either. These guys are the real deal scooter trash; like to the point the bar has signs up that you can not wear club colors in the bar.

Find it facing south about a block East of the corner of Bloomingdale Rd and Rt 64. Look for a dark, dingy, roadhouse with an old style sign out front and free muddy parking spaces. A skank sign that reads «
“Girls, Girls, Girls» «Cold beer» «Bikers and babes»
Yeah fucking right. There was one biker, had the whole outfit and shit. Minus the cycle. He must’ve rode in on his old model Dodge Intrepid 4 door sedan. I guess its a suburban titty bar want to be. Topless. They have a pole for the 1 – 2 dancers SAID available. There was one when we stopped in. Friendly, just not very good at dancing. I could’ve had a beer with a Victoria Secrets catalog for a better time. The beer was not cold, it was luke warm. The beer that’s refrigerated is crap and the decent beer is kept in buckets of water, which may have at one time been ice. PBR, Old style, Budweiser and a few Corona are what you can find. Full bar, somewhat. I expected cheap beer being that customer census is soo fucking low and seedy. (Easy to find other local bars with low priced beer) $ 4.75 a beer. Shots and cocktails $ 6 – 7. Topless dances are $ 10. Find a bowling and golf game, 50 cents + to play. Two pool tables. Music is on an Internet Jukebox, which usually has credits in it. But you need the permission of the dancer on duty, if you request songs.
The staff all female was friendly. Bartender was damn cute, but, she looked at us with that, «you’re not from around here look» As if, because we’re not, she expects a much bigger tip. The customers are mostly of the douche bag sort. Cheap asses that buy a beer and tip the .25 cents change they receive. The kind of guys that would encroach on you while you had a topless dance, so they could get a free fill. Maybe they don’t get the dance because her boyfriend is there. Oh yeah and he said out loud, «better not ask her for a dance. ««She’s my girl»
I’m thinking. Not me man. looks like she brushes her teeth with peanut butter and gets pedicures from a blind dog. Not to mention her lingerie looks as if she’s worn it while wrestling in the mud.
It was a sausage party. Most keep their heads down, few are the loud mouth variety.
And driving past. I thought it would be fun. LoL.
Btw, the website isn’t vaild.