Kermit’s Superwash

I had just rolled into town from a three day road trip coming from Los Angeles and my car looked like it just plowed through a bag full of bugs, so a car wash was in order. I go to this car wash that has about three or four employees working there and they greet me, ask me what kind of wash I want so I pay. This chick that’s working there takes my money and she hands me a wet towel and I’m thinking «oh, uh maybe she wants me to hold it for her while she gets change» so I lay it on top of my car while she gets my change and she comes back and she asks me if I had ever been there and I tell her no. So then she says «well, you drive your car to the washer and run it through the car wash…» I’m like «ok sure» then she tells me «the towel is so you can wipe down the interior of your car» then slams my door… I have to clean my own car?!? WTF did I just pay you for? Instructions? I was better off just going into a gas station drive thru car wash! At least at the drive thru car wash at the gas station it’s only $ 5, here I paid $ 13!!!