Chinese Express

Well, the teriyaki chicken has a small taste in it like it is «preserved» I didn’t want to use the word reused, or recycled… but the lady is sweet.

So I’ve realized that I have an affinity toward chinese fast food joints or as I commonly refer to them as «ghetto» chinese food. For some reason, when I spotted this place I had to try it out. Now the question is is it because I think that one day there will actually be awesome food awaiting me or the likelihood that no Unilocaler in their right mind would actually have been here.
Food wise, this place wasn’t good at all. Everything is super salty, the fried sauce looked like it was doused in soy sauce, and the selection is sparse, like only 6 things to choose from. I started to think that the orange chicken was OK, but then I realized this doesn’t even really taste like chicken. Lo and behold after some inspectation into the orange chicken it’s like 80% the bread type thing. What blasphemy.
The only thing going for this place is that’s its super cheap. 2 item combo for less than 5 bucks. There maybe some hidden potential with the noodle soups since I got a glimpse of it, but not enough to make me want to go back.