Pinocchio’s Pizza Playhouse

Oh my god. It’s Chuck E Cheese in every way but instead of a big mouse mascot it’s a dude dressed up in a creepy Spongebob Squarepants outfit. And the pizza is about 10% better than CEC, but that’s not saying much.
Rude employees, annoying music and game sounds galore. Sticky floors, screaming kids. Ugh.
My nephew had his recent birthday party here (he’s nine now) and he, along with all of his guests loved it. The parents wanted to hit the building with their cars by the end of it, but that’s usually how it goes at places like this. A necessary evil when you have kids unfortunately.
Oh, they also have laser tag which I heard was fun but my kids were too short to play it *by this much*, so be sure to check out the height restrictions if that’s something your child wants to do.
Honestly if I never had to attend another party like this I’d be a very happy lady.