Fallas Paredes

These people that works in this store is very rude. The friend that I was with ask a worker if the would look for something high on the shelf and the worker said no. Then I called the store and asked if I could return some shirts that I bought there at that store and I said I would have to exchange them that I couldn’t return them.

They have pretty decent stuff but they forgot to take off the metal sensor and we took the vest back simply for the metal sensor to be taken off, unfortunately we didn’t have the receipt so they couldn’t help us. «It wasn’t store policy»…right because if I had stolen it I would most definitely have gone back.

Love The Cheap Yet Good Quality Clothing Yet Its ALWAYS Long Lines & Hella Ratchets Here.

Dr. Sigmund Freud is guest-​hosting this review for me, as a phavor. Note: «FP» (for Fallas Parades) is the virtual store reviewer, responding to his questions.
Dr: «Come in. Have a seat, or lay down on the couch and make yourself comphortable. What’s on your mind?»
FP: Low prices, not seating or comfort, is our thing. We are a national chain store ophfering great discount prices on decent quality goods. They may not be the highfalutin ones like at the pricier mall stores, the quality of material and design may not be as good, but the value for the price is good. If it wasn’t, customers would not be coming back so much over the years, but they are. And, to keep prices low, we don’t spend much money on presentation.
Dr: «Aha. A stand-​up operation. That phigures. … Go on.»
FP: We sell phactory-​to-​you direct, no middle-​man costs, clothes and other home things. Our main customers are moms.
Dr: «Hmmm. Sounds like you have an Oedipus complex.»
FP: No, but we know who shops for discounts. And, to maintain low prices, we are located in a low-​rent strip mall complex.
Dr: «Strip, eh? A Freudian slip? (laughs) Problems are always subconsciously traceable to repressed desires. How does that make you pheel?»
FP: We pheel phine to sell to both genders, adult, teen and kids. And this review is based on the purchase of ten kids shirts as gifts to a Greenspoint charity for Christmas. At the mall stores, it would’ve cost double, triple or even more.
Dr: «A good deed, eh? Makes you pheel good about yourself. Sounds like you subconsciously desire a monument.»
FP: No. We don’t sell monuments.
Dr: «Does that make you pheel inadequate?»
FP: Oh, no. We wouldn’t dream of expanding much beyond our store’s basic offerings at this time. It’s not size that counts, just good inventory and low prices.
Dr: «Dream, you say? Tell me about your dreams.»
FP: We are spreading across the city, state and country. Eventually, we would like to be the leading discount store in the country.
Dr: «Ahh… that is symbolic…»
FP: (sigh) With all due respect, Doctor, I think your theory is a Fallasy.