Gold Digger Cabaret

Good time for me, alcohol served, atms are pricey as are all strip clubs. Backcspqce if your not into the whole getting a dance on stage.

This place is a fail. A MAJOR FAIL.
Shout out to reviewer, Rod J., on the accurate description of the stench of this place: ‘budussy’ and the ‘tail of 100 cities’ is absolutely correct! Like Kanye, I needed 30 showers after I left to rid myself the smell of smoke, desperation and STDs (LOL). I mean, what did I expect from a place that allows full nudity?! Oh, IDK. I expect the women to take a bit of pride in their appearance and upkeep. Half of them looked like zombies; others looked like they were bored and didn’t want to be there. Either way, I’m ordering Massengill and leaving it at the door.
First, I enjoy a little ratchetness every now and then. But, this… was RIDICULOUS. Downright depressing. This place has to be in violation of several health codes. Beginning with the restroom. The toilet AND sink were backed up in the women’s restroom. Don’t even try to squat. Toilet paper was nonexistent. I’m sure every woman who used the toilet that night allowed her vag to air dry (perhaps contributing to the stench). Should you be brave enough to ‘pop a squat’ over other women’s bodily fluids, there was dishwashing liquid on top of the sink filled with standing water (and Lord only knows what else). I just remember offering hand sanitizer to anyone within arm’s reach. The primary reason I was disgusted: watching dancers give themselves ‘bird baths’ after grinding and gyrating on men’s privates. Some women were changing clothes. I refuse to believe there is only one facility to accommodate the dancers and women patrons.
Needless to say, I held my bladder.
Second, whose old place is this? And whose great aunty allowed us to use her old furniture? Somehow, between the thick clouds of smoke, I could see this place is nothing more than an old, dilapidated warehouse of sort. Old chairs and couches. It was dark, but I’m sure the place could use a paint job. Perhaps that’s how they’re keeping costs low? IDK. For the $ 10 cover charge, I expected a little more. Shame on me. I didn’t see any food, which is good because I wouldn’t eat it after visiting the restroom. But, at least you can BYOB — and whatever else you’re into.
Last, the lack of entertainment (i.e., pole work) makes this place an absolute waste of time. This is an issue I have with a lot of places, not just Gold Diggers. Granted, not every club can be King of Diamonds; but damn, girl, at least pretend like you love what you do. There was absolutely NO enthusiasm from the ladies who danced near the front as the ‘main attractions.’ Most women were trying to get dudes to buy lap dances (maybe more), so they weren’t concerned with performing. And fellas, please step your game up. If you’re not here to spend money, stay home. Staying posted on the wall while sipping the same drink all night is not a good look.
Oh, and I parked in the lot of one of the businesses next door. I wasn’t towed so do so at your own risk. There is a small lot adjacent to the place, but it was filled to the max. I can’t imagine trying to navigate my way out. Many people parked underneath the freeway overpass, which didn’t seem to be a problem.

BUDUSSY!
This mfa smell like the tail of a 100 cities. 8 out 10 hoes in hur got the dragon like Bruce Leroy. On the night i was hur, jackas was studyin my ass like Akeela and the Bee.(so make sho u stay holdin off in this bish)

If you want some after hour ratchet just because you’re not ready to go home this is the spot. It reminds me of an old dilapidated house in need of a total makeover. The floors are uneven, the furniture mixed match, the girls are like the B and C team of varsity walking around with plastic walmart bags for their dollars hahaha and the one pole can’t be taller than 6ft. $ 10 to get in and you’re guaranteed to catch a contact from the second hand weed smoke.

This is the spot! Just take my word for it! Any night of the week is always a great time to stop by! This is my message and I approve this post.

I saw this place on Extreme Cheapskates on TLC. Father booked this venue for his daughter’s sweet 16! It’s a great place for a birthday too!

Ended up here becuase I couldn’t find anywhere open on a Sunday after 2am in Houston. Cost $ 10 a piece. No Alcohol sold there and you can’t bring any in… WHAT??? The girls were not attractive. Only 2 were in the whole place. Some were so skinny you would be confused while watching them dance… NEVER AGAIN Music switched from Reggae to hip hop. It was the best part of the evening. The walls were so filthy… just a plain old hole in the wall.