Lai Ubberud

«El Terrible» and no I’m not talking about one of my favorite boxers Erik Morales.
I was really bored one weekend and decided I was wanted to do something different, something unusual. So I decided to check out this super hippy fest called «New Life Expo» that I read about on a random flyer I found at Wholepaycheck.
The Expo was being held at the Broward county convention center, so I assumed it was going to be a very large event.
Perusing the flyer I could see everything that I found entertaining would be there like alleged psychic’s, speeches by spiritual quacks, self proclaimed «self enlightened» narcissist’s, tantric sexual vampires, representatives of the dreaded gluten-​free movement, modern day charlatan’s selling snake oil and the ones that I cherish the most …“The Healers”.
I always found it comical that all the healers I’ve ever encountered appear like they’re in need of more physical/​mental healing than their potential clients.
Benny Hinn is my favorite, and one of the most entertaining «healers» in my book.
Oddly I myself am a psychic, a «real psychic» I might add. I’ve been psychic for as long as I can remember or at least since I was playing pac-​man and donkey kong as a kid.
For example, I foresaw Obama in 2006 becoming president in 2008 and re-​elected in 2012. I also foresaw Hilldog in 2006 becoming Obama’s Secretary of State in 2008 and herself becoming president in 2016. My eyes can also pierce into the past, but not nearly as well as the future.
After searching through New Life expos website
, the only individual that peaked my interest was Lai Ubberud, being that she was giving a presentation on past live’s. I’m quite intrigued with past live’s so I decided arrive at the expo on the day of her presentation.
When I arrived at the Expo I felt like I was in a episode of Babylon 5, talk about weirdos, Jesus Christ.
I finally found the room after navigating through some real scary looking folks and began listening to her presentation. She mentioned she was also a pet psychic (which should have been my cue to leave)…I was like you got to be kidding me, whats next a rock psychic? Nonetheless I stayed and listened to her presentation, it was quite boring to tell you the truth, just a bunch of psycho-​babble.
Everyone kept putting up their hand asking for some kind of revelation of their past live’s, but she refused. But after she saw the crowd was losing interest she blurted out a couple of past life identities on a couple of the audience members which reignited the everyone’s interest. She then directed people who wanted more information (meaning she is peddling reading) to come to her booth after the presentation.
Trust me you can’t just look at someone and say, «oh you were a general in Xerxes Persian army in your past life». it doesn’t work like that, but that’s what she was doing.
It was all a scam to get you to go to her booth after the presentation, which many of them did, including myself. But I came here for entertainment so I went along with the show.
There was a long line at her booth, I think I waited about 45 minutes to be seen. When I was finally was the 3^rd person in line, I could over hear what she was telling her unsuspecting clients.
All she was doing were «cold readings», cold reading are a set of techniques used by mentalists, psychics, fortune-​tellers, mediums and illusionists. A practiced cold-​reader can quickly obtain a great deal of information by analyzing a person’s body language, age, clothing or fashion, hairstyle, gender, sexual orientation, religion, race or ethnicity, level of education, manner of speech, place of origin.
The price was astronomical $ 75 or $ 70 per 20 minute’s and the gray haired dude, her partner in crime was gleefully swiping card after card using the square app on his iphone. I think some people didn’t want to pay the ridiculous fee, but after waiting so long they did the reading anyway.
Some people only wanted information, but she wasn’t having any of that, she was only doing readings.
Either way I was continuing on with the entertainment, which turned out to be quite expensive. She more or less just BS’ed me with what I guessed she would say about me based on a cold reading.
I think she knew I knew she was full of crap because of my facial expression.
So if you want to waste your money on someone who claims to talk to animals «psychic-​ly» be my guest and go see this quack. Unless you want to waste money on worthless entertainment like I did.
It appears these quacks just go from city to city setting up booths in these super hippy conferences like «New Life Expo» BS’ing people over and over again with the same madness.