Lizard’s Pub

I’ve been coming to Lizzards for about two years now, and coming from a smaller town with a population of 30,000 people that has approximately 3 bars, I appreciate a business that keeps a regular clientele and has for 3 decades. Not only is this business a local attraction, but it’s a family. You can walk in for the first time and feel completely welcome. No one is ostracized. The bartenders: Ashley, Luke and Whitney are the BEST in River Oaks. Ashley greets everyone by name and remembers everyone’s «usual.» Luke has been a bartender here since almost the beginning and runs this business like a boss! Whitney is the sweetest human being I’ve ever met and makes the best hot dogs and frito pies on Sundays during football season. All in all, I’ve met some of my best friends here, and will never forget the hospitality I’ve experienced at Lizzards.

The bartender working last night was the rudest person I’ve encountered at any restaurant or bar, EVER. Customer service (and basic human decency) is dead at Lizzard’s Pub!

My buddy opened a tab and the bartender kept acting like I was trying to steal drinks. I’ve heard this bar was full of dicks but I’m in disbelief at the level of prickishness the bartenders and patrons have exhibited tonight. Lizards is a magnet for douchebags!

Just to start I love this bar, I having been coming here off and on for years… like 20 years haha. Now for the review. The new staff sucks! Not only are they not pleasant at all but they pad tabs (add drinks to you tab that you did not order) and refuse to fix it when you notice they are stealing from you.
I am sure I will be back in a few months. I just hope to see new bartenders.

Lizard’s Pub is a great dive bar. They are dog and human friendly. Nice outdoor patio with a small area for the dogs to play. Good jukebox and couches in the back. Staff is friendly and they often have free food and popcorn. Good place to watch a game or drink some shots. Inexpensive prices as well.

I like dive bars, but this place has an identity crisis. It’s a dump, which I can handle, but the drinks were overpriced for the pour, and the people in there came across as really snobby and pretentious. The bartender was none too polite, probably because I wasn’t a regular. I’m used to dive bars being the opposite — cheap drinks, friendly and welcoming.

Am I really the only person who hates this place?
Friends have dragged me to Lizard’s about half a dozen times over the last few years, and I still can’t seem to figure out why people love this dark, dirty, dank and disgusting time trap. The only positives I can think of are that there is a pretty good sized parking lot (free) next to the bar and plenty of street parking available. Also, the drinks are cheap. It is rumored that Bernie’s Burger Bus parks outside fairly often, though I’ve never seen any evidence of it. Cons: post-​fratties still living on daddy’s dime, and an abundance of woo girls. TRUE STORY: the last time I was here, there was a college-​aged dude straight up passed out on a couch in the back beneath one of the many ceiling fans. I briefly wondered whether I’d stumbled into the SAE house.
In short, Lizard’s is the kind of place I would have frequented during high school, if only they served underage (they don’t). Now a few years out of college and a few bucks richer, I’d gladly pay more for a nicer atmopshere or opt to make my own drinks in my own house and save myself from the douchebaggery that is almost guaranteed to ensue at this shit hole.

Caveat — this review is for an early Sunday afternoon. I was almost the only customer in the place. Cannot speak for any other time or circumstances.
If you want a drink within walking distance of A.D. Players, this is it. Authentically funky place. Sign said it had been here since 1976. Had a jukebox and skee ball in the areas I inspected. Bar stools not very comfortable, but awfully cute.
Very good Martini, cheap. Bartender apologized for having no actual Martini glasses, which bothered me not at all.

Awesome dive, I had my first legal beer here

Lizzard’s is definitley a dive bar. It is always filled iwth a wide array of characters. they have cheap drinks, but the problem is the service. They are slow and always cater to their regulars before you. I understand being good to your regulars, but don’t blatanly ignore other paying customers because they might become regulars if you treat them well. (I was a bartender for almost 4 years). They do a good pour usually. They have a decent beer selection and a decent aray of liquor. The place does have a particular smell.

I think of this pub as the place for former frat boys. Cheap, fun toys to play with, and in a nice area of town. It has that dive bar feel without actually being a dive bar. Drinks are always reasonably priced and the place stays relatively busy on the weekends. I like the location in Upper Kirby — fairly central to everything. A fun place to stop at as you head home. The only thing I don’ t love is the outdoor space — I wish there were more of it.
There was a food truck the last time I was there which was pretty fun :)

Lizard’s is a fratastic dive bar filled with a questionably douchey crowd, however my favorite food truck, Bernie’s Burger Bus has been parking here for some time now. I was craving a burger so I decided to check it out after years of avoiding going here.
To my surprise I actually enjoyed myself. I arrived right after work, around 5, and was told Bernie’s would be serving shortly, so I went into the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was a nice guy, talkative and welcoming. Around 7 there was a shift change, and I was excited to see that the bartender arriving was the fabulous Melody who used to work at The Wet Spot (aka Junction). Melody is an awesome bartender and a great gal, so that was a pleasant surprise!
I’m not going to become a regular here, but I guess I won’t flat out refuse to go here anymore.

Ok, I just want to make sure I didn’t get into a DeLorean and go back to my college days in the fraternity… Oh, these are the same guys but older and they have magically found some way to all gather together at Lizard’s Pub. All joking aside, this has to be the most fratastic bar I have been to in Houston. Strangely, I do like this place. It is slightly off the beaten path (ie slightly down the street in a neighborhood away from Westheimer). It is a converted house type of dive — also cool. They have one of those digital jukeboxes, coin operated pool table and a fair amount of TV’s — all pluses. The beer selection is also slightly above average.
This also happens to be a food truck stopping point. In particular — Phamily Bites (Vietnamese fare) makes it here of a weekly basis — this is also a very good thing.
All in all, if you can get past the frat feel, this is a solid little place to grab an after work beverage.

You remember back in HS science when you learned about symbiotic relationships between 2 organisms. Each getting a benefit from the other and together they coexist more effectively and efficiently?
Well Bernie’s Burger Bus and Lizard’s Pub have this relationship. The bus is parked next door and they have an understanding so people either first come to the pub start drinking and then get hungry or come by the bus for some food, sit down, then end up grabbing a drink and enjoying the patio.
Either way you look at it, it’s a chilled little bar.

Yeah, I dig this dive. Total neighborhood hang-​out that is really chill, laid-​back, and comfortable. Great juke box music, awesome bartenders, and entertaining bar flies to laugh with and at. Nice mix of people there so it really felt easy to just hangout and «be» and have a good time.
Bonus is the patio, which is going to be amazing on warm, breezy nights…

So this is an, um. .. interesting place. My friends dragged me here recently because they HAD TO try out Burger Bus siituated in the parking lot. They insisted I accompany them because they didn’t want to feel obtuse, sitting at Lizard’s and not consuming alcohol, while chomping down on their burgers. Naturally they elected me to tackle the alcohol requirement (I’m sure you can enjoy your burger in the patio without purchasing anything from Lizard’s, we’re just cautious/​weirdos).
On this particular day, well past regular office hours, this very tiny neighborhood bar was populated with mostly men, maybe three or so women. I suppose it being that college basketball-​ful time of year ago, the sport-​loving/​inclined of our species tends to congregate at situses with sizable televisions and other sports-​loving/​inclined individuals to cheer, guffaw, and boo along with. This wasn’t the most diverse crowd, in fact everyone seemed to know one another — so us additional three gals felt a bit out of place smack dab on the patio by the entrance. I very much felt like an interloper, especially after several more people showed up to watch the game and were forced to stand in order to hang with their comrades. I could feel their eyes boring holes into me, coveting our seats and tables, I tell ya! But no one overtly made us feel unwanted or anything (clearly my one drink was not enough to chill me out!).
There was much friendly jesting between the bartenders and the patrons. A little bit of borderline sexual harassment from some of the male clientele towards the female bartender, but she took it all in stride. The bar itself was modestly stocked with your basics, but the prices were pretty all right.
One the bartenders was very nice to bring out a chair for me when he noticed our table lacked the requisite amount of chairs for our small little table. Total brownie points for that.
So I dunno, probably wouldn’t set out to come here again, but it’s good to know it exists. And according to my friends, the Burger Bus burgers and fries are insanely delicious.

Let me start by saying this place is super cool, but only if you remove ¾ of the crowd from attending.
The Dallas star as the pic for a Houston bar is a bad thing already, but when we went, if you weren’t wearing a North Face jacket, you were the only one. We were very well dressed, but I was literally the only guy who was not wearing an Abercrombi (not sure how to spell, never been there) plaid style shirt and a sleeveless vest.

Dallas cowboy’s star. Strike one. Bad bar set up. Strike two. Douchey frat boy wash ups. Strike three. You’re out.

Lizard’s is flippin’ sweet. I love the style of the place. It’s like going to hang out in your «cool» friend’s game room, and he’s got a wet bar (but you have to pay for the drinks). This place could also be compared to a hunting lodge you might rent for the holidays — complete with stuffed animal heads, barely visible/​flickering television, and hunting trecks (via Big Buck Hunter video game).
There’s usually a good crowd here (but never overcrowded), and if you want a quieter scene sneak into the back or side room and hang out on the sofas. Bring a deck of cards and play poker at the table in the back room. It’s actually a perfect place for a poker game (assuming they allow it, I“ve never actually done it) or some dominoes.
Now, I normally don’t like the establishments where d-​bags hang out, but Lizard’s successfully pulls off the cross-​over between the 1% of the d-​bag population that is actually tolerable and the rest of the pub-​going community. So 5 full stars from me. Well done Lizard’s!

I went here a few weeks ago (or maybe it was over a month ago?) with a large group of friends because one of our friends finally came from louisiana for a weekend visit! It’s a nice small neighborhood pub with large patio to hang out at.
Pros:
–parking!!! One of my pet peeves of going out is that there is always absolutely no parking! This pub has a small side lot, but there’s always a spot for your car, and if not, there’s decent street parking right in front of the pub
–not crowded/​fast service — it’s not the let-​me-​squish-​my-​way-​up-​to-​the-​bar type of place. Come to the bar, and voila, there’s no wait, the bartender can serve you immediately; no need to elbow your way up
–relatively large with a pool table that you can pay to play to keep the boys entertained
–nice patio. lots of bugs, but what do you expect, can’t avoid them wherever you go. the patio is at the front of the bar and you don’t seem to have to fight for a seat.
–casual location — you can get in dressed casually, so don’t worry, you won’t be denied at the door for not being pretty enough or not having a large group of girls with you.
The thing that I didn’t like were the drinks. Not that the price was really that expensive — but it was just plain really really weak!!! Order a jack and coke and it just tastes like coke. Maybe it’s because they put so much ice that it’s overflowing the glass. And, it was not just myself and the fiancé with the weak drinks — all of our friends felt their drinks were pretty weak as well. On top of that, they serve the drinks in these weird goblets, not a normal cup. Not sure if it’s really a manly sign when your’e sitting there, sipping on your coke from a small goblet! Here’s a tip — stick to the beer, or you’re wasting your money.