This place is a fuckin joke. Lets begin with the strip search before you get in. You cant even bring in a pack of cigs and a lighter, straight out of comptom, ghetto as can be. Let me add they dont even serve alcohol, and don’t even tell you that until you get inside. The place was dead, and whack. $ 22 bucks to get in, then when we walked in for 2 seconds and finally realized they don’t serve alcohol & asked for a refund because we were unaware, a big fat negative. In the middle of nowhere where in an industrial area, not the friendly neighborhood to be. The security gaurd who claimed to be a cop, pulled his gun on us while we were asking for a refund and threatened us that we would be shot if er didn’t leave. So if you want a shit up the alley time go to this place.
Kelvin L.
Évaluation du lieu : 5 Anniston, AL
The black and latina chica are the best. The chica are very personal. The black chica are excellent dancers. I love this place.
Carlos H.
Évaluation du lieu : 1 Gaithersburg, MD
I had the worse strip club experience of my life here. First of all, if you didn’t know, you have to pay either $ 10.00 or $ 20.00 for parking, depending on where you park if you are unlucky to find parking on the«free» side which is always packed. Then you will have to pay $ 22.00 at the door. If you go in on a Saturday night, like I did, this place will be packed to the point that you can barely walk around. As you begin walking around to check the place out, you will notice that 99.9% of all the dancers are gettho hoodrats and in my opinion ugly. If you happen to stand around any corner of the club, be ready to be pushed around by the dancers or security cards who will tell you to move all the time.(how nice is it for the staff to push the customers away!) Additionally, if you happen to decide to dance with one of them hoodrats becareful! They tell you«it’s $ 30.00 private dance all nude» You will find out this is NOTTRUE. They will walk to you to the back room and ask you to pay $ 10.00 for a VIP wrist band. Because you are probably too excited and not thinking, you will agree to pay the 10. Then the dancer will take you to the back room and sit you on a couch. She will start dancing and maybe reveal her nipples for you but NOT take off her top or bottom entirely. This might confuse you as you would expect a total«nude» dance but that’s not the case my friend! The stripper will continue to dance and she will NOT tell you when a song starts or stops. She will continue to dance without you having any idea of how many songs have gone by. By the time she opens her mouth to tell you, «let me know when to stop» you probably owe her at least $ 90.00(three songs). You will be surprised and say, «why didn’t you tell me you were dancing more than one song» she might respond with«the songs go by fast and the security guard keeps tracks of the number of songs that are played, not me» Then at this point you might be upset and tell her to stop. At this point you will have to reach into your wallet pay up or get kicked out by security. Not only will you be $ 90.00 or more poorer than before, but you will feel ripped off! Unfortunately, this is what happened to me last saturday when I went there for the first time with a guy friend of mine. And I took the time to write this review to help any guy who’s looking to have a good time getting a lap dance without having a bad experience. Stay away from this garbage place! Go to another strip club! Save your money don’t get ripped off
Abdi A.
Évaluation du lieu : 1 Falls Church, VA
Weak dancers and hostile environment. The dancers are theives even though the DJ kept announcing the dance at the floor is $ 5 dollars, they were telling customers who arrived late $ 20 dollars. Don’t expect to relax here due to not enough seats because they took the chairs by the wall. Now the floor dance is $ 15 dollars and $ 20 dollars on the VIP plus a $ 10 dollars to get in. I hate the fact you can’t enjoy your dance because someone is watching you at all times, the dancers have to pay the club a $ 6 dollars every song so your being watched like a hawk. I grantee this place will close its doors if they keep up this system in a couple of weeks. The owner is hardly there and doesn’t care what goes on there and the employees do whatever they want. As customer you’re not being valued and if you have a concern don’t expect to be resolved.
Ethan H.
Évaluation du lieu : 5 Adams Morgan, Washington, DC
Lost my e-cigarette in a dancers vagoo. Overall great time. 5 stars.
Jerry J.
Évaluation du lieu : 5 WAKEFIELD, RI
By far the best gentleman’s club I have been to. Since I have not been to any in Miami, bit i have been all over the world. Lol I had a great time no one took any thing seriously. The girls did their job and entertained me to the fullest. Lol I recommend you go there if you are not looking to be entertained by the boring skinny model types that parade around and don’t work for their monry. I will definitely be returning to this establishment! If you are in to friendly atmosphere and your dancers real this is for you!!! Support this small business!
Maria L.
Évaluation du lieu : 1 Stafford, VA
Me and my husband loved to go here, however with the new guys working in the VIP area are very disappointing. While the dancers are giving lap dances they are CONSTANTLY yelling at them how many dances they have given and interrupting the dancers during their dance. This very rude and makes the Customer feel uneasy about doing a lap dance. Especially if it’s a couple trying something new. Even the dancers were complaining about the guys clocking them. Let them do their job and get your money at the end of the night. Because this process that you’re going about is Very rude to your customers.. You’re going to lose clients like that. I don’t think me and my husband will come back. We felt very uncomfortable with this going on in your establishment..
Michael C.
Évaluation du lieu : 4 Alexandria, VA
If Costco got into the strip club business, this would be it. Best bang for your buck by far and $ 50 gets you a lot! Went there for the first time and had no idea it was right next to a Pepsi plant I used to drive by regularly for work. I guess this is one of those places you only know about through word of mouth. I went with a few friends and was given all the warnings — especially how dirty the place is and its bathrooms. I went outside before going in even with the cops parked outside the club. Like others said it is a dim and somewhat dark area — but this is a plus if you really gotta go haha. Inside, this strip club was unlike anything I’ve ever seen. It is BYOB, no cell phone or lighter policy, and there is basically 1 central dance area. If you are into leather couches with who knows how much bacteria on them, then this is not your place. If you want a stripper walking around every 15 minutes asking if you want something to drink, this is not your place. If you want flashing lights and nice AC, this is not your place. If you want lots of lap dances and full nudity for a very low price, this IS your place. The girls themselves are a mix from busted 2s and 3s to top tier 7s and 8s. The girls are fair in their pricing and don’t try to trick you. Some clubs, the girls will dance with you and try to keep going song after song without telling you. They let you know here and that is a good thing. Overall: ~$ 20 cover charge ~$ 10 lap dances –Costco inspired, but Michael C. approved!
Michael T.
Évaluation du lieu : 3 Hyattsville, MD
It was cool. Me and my boy went and had a pretty decent time. Now it looks as if you will be robbed as far as the area goes but it is pretty well lit. It was 20 bucks to get in and I wasn’t feeling that but hey it is what it is. The inside was the usual dim lit, crazy neon light freak show. Girls weren’t bad, some kinda jacked but again it is what it is. Overall its a good spot to chill with a friend and hang out… nothing special.
Douglas C.
Évaluation du lieu : 5 Washington, DC
Ok so yesterday was my first day going to fuegos and a while since ive been to a strip club. Me going here was a last minute thing so i didnt know what to expect since ive been going off reviews from Unilocal.First off this place is in the cut, like you have to go past the pepsi factory to get there and then its all the way down the end of the block. I already knew from reviews that you cant bring a phone so i left it in the car and proceeded in. When you walk in, its not all that big but it has a ling stage and 2 poles with chairs around it and tables. We went there and it was nothing but hispanics in there cus we got there round 11:30. But as the night go on it got good cus the dancers were ok faces and nice ass bodies. Wasnt really payin attention to the music but i guess it was alright. I feel as though the VIP area could of went through a lil decorating
Ike O.
Évaluation du lieu : 1 Silver Spring, MD
I don’t do strip joints but I do go clubbing often and I can tell you, paying $ 22 at the door is theft. I went for an old high school friend’s 22nd(heh! 22 for 22) birthday and it fits the stereotypical strip joint description. Its in the cut. In an industrial area. So, basically you’re just waiting to get shot. Its BYOB and strictly no glass bottles, so brink your own water-bottles guys and fill that bad boy with Patron. Okay, there’s a saying in the Entertainment/Hospitality field: «If you can’t throw a party on a weekday, you don’t deserve the weekend». Fuego is apparently useless on the weekdays. The ladies weren’t really trying to get dances. The music was repetitive. If they worked there, they looked uninterested. There were hood-rats, college kids, day laborers, businessmen and yuppies and yet, it was still boring. People just walked out and so did we.
Joseph W.
Évaluation du lieu : 3 Arlington, VA
The cover charge is a turn off. I like that I am able to touch the chicks. That is the only plus about this place. It is not like a Atlanta place where they do tricks to really earn that money.
Jackie R.
Évaluation du lieu : 4 Silver Spring, MD
I’ve been coming to fuegos for years ! sketchy location, yes. a mixture of hot girls and ratchet girls. but a nice after party scene and 10 dollar lap dances are a deal. i do love women, came with my boyfriend for valentines day night and we had a blast. kinda disappointed only for a fact that when we were sitting together as a couple no lap dances were offered but when one or the other went to the bathroom we were offered lap dances? my past experiences girls were nice, had fun giving me lap dances, and did alot of good tricks on the pole. only thing disgusting is the bathroom, yuck. but girls are clean, sexy, and yes I do plan on coming back . what can I say, man I love them strippers.
Heather G.
Évaluation du lieu : 3 Minneapolis, MN
For some reason, my straight female friend wanted to celebrate her birthday at Fuego. was asked to be her DD for the night and I obliged. Fuego is a strip club. And in my mind, this is exactly how I picture a strip club running. My visit was both disturbing and entertaining. For starters, my friend was let in the club with two knives in her purse and a digital camera.(Another story for another day). Therefore, there is no enforced security. The venue is BYOB but you cannot bring the glass bottle in, because(get this) it is considered a weapon! Ha! If you do not have a plastic container for your alcohol, they will sell you the red cups for $ 1 each. Admission is $ 22. I asked what was so special about that extra two dollars, and she stated it was the food and alcohol tax. However, if you leave the club and return, you are charged an extra $ 2. 2 is the lucky number at this spot. The nude dancers on stage performed in twos. I noticed that the dancers were divided by race. I am sure this was to appeal to everyone in the crowd. While the dancers were all entertaining, there was one girl that made me want to be a better woman. Seriously. She put on a show! She climbed the pole, as if she was a monkey and then slid down into a split. Yes, I am sure this might sound basic to some, but she also stopped mid pole and stretched out horizontally and performed tricks. I was impressed. She actually was the only one worth watching. And for the cover I paid, I wanted a show! Not just seeing naked women. And when I say naked, I mean naked. This is not the place for anyone that is even mildly considered a prude. Without getting into too much details, Make sure you let the DJ know that you there for a special occasion and I promise your night will be as entertaining as mine… if not more.
Roy S.
Évaluation du lieu : 5 Takoma Park, MD
TUESDAY’S!!! Awesome shows and the chicks are much more willing to come around and dance for you since there are fewer guys with money. Gotta love it!
Tight M.
Évaluation du lieu : 4 Rockville, MD
Talent is most def getting better; all different nationalities. The inside is fairly clean and nothing in the way of view of girls. $ 20 to get inside(OK) No cellphones allowed(SUCKS) for customers $ 10 lapdances(GOOD) songs are usually long Overall a good experience!
Rey T.
Évaluation du lieu : 3 Washington, DC
For a DMV(Baltimore included) Gentlemen’s club, I would give Fuego’s 7.5÷10 pts. On a national basis, 6⁄10. — $ 20 entry fee. No drink minimum.(more below) — No valet. — Crowd age fell between 21 – 35 so you understand the kind of clientele this venue attracts. Decidedly not an upscale Gentlemen’s club more a mix of hood-stars, day-laborers, univ. students, average Joe’s, and hustlers. — NO alcoholic beverages served. They will allow you to bring your own beverage in a plastic container. Door has no problem with less than 18oz. — No smoking. Leave your cigars at home. — DONOTFORGET: You will not be allowed to bring your cellphone inside the club. No exceptions. Someone in our party forgot and had to go back to the car doing the walk of shame. I arrived around 1:20AM Sat. night. I’ll preface this by saying I do not think this was a normal Sat night since it was one of the dancer’s(Mya) birthday and the venue was packed to the point the Fire Marshall was counting heads, holding the line for 20 mins at times. Venue: Although the building looks large from the outside and as if it would be a two story club, it’s a fairly small one level club –10,000 sq ft. tops, and the main stage — mini back stage — and side VIP areas end up taking up about 50% of the physical useable floor space. Once the venue has more than say 250 heads inside, space gets tight and walking around becomes an exercise in futility and the heat & humidity climb to sub-tropic levels. The owner is trying to bring a redux version of the King of Diamonds or Magic City experience to the DMV. There about 20 – 25 dancers working this evening. Anywhere from 2 – 4 girls will take either of the two stages during their sets, sometimes both stages going at once, and there is always a well stocked selection of performers walking the floor who are available for private dances and chit chat. Performers: Feugo’s has a fairly good mix of performer ethnicity and body types. Based on the girls I saw, the mix was: 30% Latina, 30% Brown & Dark, 15% Yellowbone, 10% White, 5% Asian. 10% Other/So mixed I couldn’t tell what she was. Did not see any Eastern Euros, Middle Eastern, or Indians. Surprising for a club that borders D.C. Overall I would give most of the girls a weak 7. There were a few«ringers», 8 and 9’s. No 10’s. Body type ran the gamut: stripper thick — tall & spindly — lean & toned– — butts & guts — petite impish«May I see your ID, please» looking girls. BTW– donkey butts & culo injections are well represented. The dancers weren’t exactly KoD, Mons, or Magic caliber. Skills wise, I would average them all out around 6/10pts. 30% really put on a performance and worked the floor, the pole(or the ceiling!), and the crowd. The other 70% were your standard issue booty shakers and lap grinders. Nothing wrong with that per se, but don’t give me that«why are you only tipping $ 1s and not making it rain?» look if I’m not seeing something that I haven’t seen one-million times before or isn’t all that special. Lap dances are $ 10 – 15 per song depending on how good you negotiate. Moderate touching is allowed, they are semi-clothed and given with passable enthusiasm and vigor although some are clearly intent on you getting your money’s worthy and obviously trying to grind you into the need for Wet Wipes when the song is over if you catch my drift. Atmosphere: Fuego’s didn’t have that all out«get it girls — work it and twerk it» feel like the clubs in FL or GA, at least it’s not like DC Stadium Club 4 miles away where there is no touching allowed — NONE! $ 12 fee to use the cash machine; $ 10 vodka tonics, and girls asking for private dances at $ 20 a pop and there’s no touching?! They just dance in front of you! GTFOH. Overall, the club is a bit too biased towards the favor of immigrant Latins. The DJ(Speedy?) spent at least 70% of the time playing music for the Latins and their dancers. He’d play maybe 15 – 20 minutes of Hip-Hop & Urban and just as you and the non-Latin performers started getting into the flow, he cut the urban set then break into 40 – 50 minutes of La Bamba music and scream«International music for an international crowd!»(F&ck are you talking about? This isn’t Park or 18th St Lounge — there’s nothing really international about this crowd?!) I was near the DJ booth chatting with India at one point, when one of the black dancers comes from off the mini-stage, walks up to the booth, taps on the plexiglass to get Speedy’s attention and yelled: «Hey, are you going to play [this] music all night? Are you going to play any black music?! BLACKMUSIC!» I laughed, she looked at me and gave me the«You know what I mean look.» and all I could do was give her my shoulder shrug and nod my head in approval. All in all though, if you BYOB, you can walk in there with $ 50 — and have enough for two laps(3 if you negotiate it right) and a few semi generous tips. All in all not a bad way to kill 2 hours on a meaningless Saturda
Stretch G.
Évaluation du lieu : 2 Washington, DC
Before I start this tangent let me pose this question. Has anyone ever heard of a antisocial stripper? Okay, now that I have put that out there let me go in!!! I’m“m not a big fan of strip clubs to be honest but I went to this joint for the purpose to scope out for my boys upcoming bachelor party. So there was a mission here. :) I should have known this place was going to be soap-opera when I read the sign of things you can’t bring in the club. Number one was a gun and number two was a condom!(Keep your condoms in the car cuz all you will need is some penicillin!) So when you walk into the spot there is a big stage in the middle with random chairs placed I guess strategically around the stage. Chairs line up the up one wall I think they are stuck there for life by the massive amount of «Ba-Dussy» juice and let over liquid kids left from some unsuspecting father’s-to-be! Oh, on the left is the couches aka the boom boom room where the big man in the security shirt takes your $ 10 for your all-inclusive lap dance(remember no condoms!) and of course there is like 40 chicks parading around looking for some attention. So you think and this is wherein the problems lies. I know this place is called«Fuego» but dammit I’m going to need this ladies not ignore anyone who happens not to be Spanish. How are you going to be a racist stripper? Last time I looked ‘money talks’ and if your job is to get my money then I’m going to need an hello or wave or something! If you are not wearing a dingy Cowboys jersey or have on 2 or 3 key chains on your pants them chicks ain’t checking for you! The sparse amount of black dancers in there are all about showing a brother some love. The Spanish joints looked as though me the crew were about of «Spooks» looking to rob them or unleash some Mandingo shit on them. The whole experience was a waste and letdown. I bet if I came up in that joint with a «Immigration» shirt on I would have heard hello’s, poems, thesis, dissertation and Newton’s Law of Gravity from them! Now will I go back to the spot? I doubt it. I’m going to need the ladies to tighten up on their social skills before I do that again. There are some dope women in there. All with a story of course aspiring to be this and that when they should be aspiring how to the learn the word«hello» and other common words to be cordial. :) So go on your own risk my brothers who are not Latin. You’ve been warned!!!
C B.
Évaluation du lieu : 3 Catonsville, MD
If you don’t mind going to scary dark industrial-esque ambiguous parts of town on the wrong side of the tracks then this could be a really fun place for you and your boys(or girls). Go with a group(to be safe and more fun), drink before you go, and stash some Grey Goose in a 1.5LPLASTIC water bottle to take with you in(You will make back your entry fee with this tip!). There is no other place(or stripclub) that I’ve been in the world that is like Fuego’s or has the look/feel/flavor of Fuego’s(I’ve been here over a dozen times). Almost feels like South America. Sometimes, I feel like I’m in a rap video with the gangsta hoods raining the stage. You’ll find mostly latin and brown varieties not too many white or yellow ones if any at all. You can get chair dances on the main floor with some of the girls or couch dances in the VIP area. I’ve paid the premium to go to the back – the girl that I went with didn’t do anything special(even though I spent about 2 bills) except go topless and you can get more hands-on – therefore I don’t recommend the back. I imagine YMMV(your mileage may vary) depending on what you negotiate and who you go back with. The back area is logged so the girls have to pay the house for each song. Sometimes, after 2am, a bunch of people, male and female, drop in and it becomes a true after-hours club feel. I’ve seen more female customers than males once or twice. This club has a lot of security; however, I’ve seen a bunch of fights break out. Just stay away from the crowd and before you know it, those people will be ejected from the club. That’s all I got to say that hasn’t been already said. Say hello to BEE(Beatrice) for me.
Tara L.
Évaluation du lieu : 3 Washington, DC
Please do not judge me. Please do not ask me too many questions about how I even ended up here. But I did. Here is my story: A simple evening out with the girls and some friends from high school took an interesting turn as I headed home at 2am. A good friend of mine was only in town for a bit could not make it to the venue we were all at, so instead went to a private art gallery viewing. Although it was 2am, he told me the party was still going strong and that I should swing by on the way home. Nothing like a little culture at 2am on a Saturday night? When I show up, the last sips of wine were being taken by the upscale, educated and well-dressed crowd declaring that the next stop was Fuego. «THE Fuego?», I thought. I’ve heard tales of this place as a late night destination because it stays open until 6am. Since the friend I was with is pretty much the only person I would ever end up at a strip club with, I was game for the adventure. We arrive at Fuego which is just about 15 minutes outside of the city. This place is in the cut! I don’t know if there was anything else really around this massive, warehouse strip club. When we reached the door, we heard a foreign word — «cover» and were already taking steps back towards the car when a friend picked up the $ 10 cover for ladies and the $ 20 cover for guys. I then walk into hell. Well not Hell, hell but I couldn’t help but feel like a sinner. There were poles that extended to the high ceiling where naked women would climb, drop, swing… everything you can imagine. There were two separate stages — a main stage and a side stage all in one room. There were probably about 15 strippers dancing at all times, with a barrage of nearly butt naked women giving some pretty gritty lap dances on the side. I’m pretty sure I sat next to one dancer’s boyfriend(or pimp) because she always came back to him for the super intimate dancing and I never saw him drop a dollar. I wasn’t even sure if alcohol was being served — I did not drink any. I think I was in such shock and awe that I can barely remember what the bar in the back looked like. So I guess, I did find some culture at 2am on a Saturday night. It was just the kind of culture that I was not ready for!