La Colombianita Bakery 2

The owner pushes you to buy as much as possible. They cheat on their prices. No debit card accepted it. The cheese bread doesn’t have enough cheese. Place is to small to eat in.

If you’re trying to cross into Colombia as a Colombian national, you’ll need a «Colombian-i.d.» Whereas if it turns out that Ms Hayworth of recent Shawshank poster-​on-​wall fame is from Bogota, then she’s Colombian-​rita. And if you’re due to arrive at 7pm in Barranquilla, then 7pm is your Colombian-​ETA.
The girls at Colombianita are sooooooooooooooooooo nice. If they weren’t so nice, they’d have scored a 3 star, that’s how nice they are.
Why is this place a 3 star place, other than the wonderful sweet cuddly service I got (I think they thought I was a celebrity)?
(a) The Cholado is just not that good. It’s better than El Palacio (which is insanely overrated) but not by much. It tastes a little old and just doesn’t hit the heights for me.
(b) It takes forever to make it, because they’re not really prepared to be making Cholados even though the sign says so.
© They charged me *seven* dollars for a small-​ish average Cholado even though most places charge 4 to 6. And the best one in the world at Jugos Prontito is 50% larger, very fresh, and only 6.
(d) There is no D, but if you really want a D, then call me I guess.
What was I talking about anyway, other than you getting D?
Oh! If it gets cold in Colombia and Shakira is not with you to warm you (too busy off galavanting with Gerard Piqué of Barcelona, perhaps, grr), then just purchase a Colombian-​heater.

The coffee is delish… People are nice, inexpensive Columbian bakery. Nice little selection of grab and go foods. Soup looked really good. Will check-​in soon to taste more stuff.