Jonesborough Pizza Parlor

Your EVERYTHING PIZZA is awesome! Hats off to the Tuesday night crew. I placed an order at 3 for pick up at 6:15. It was ready and hot right when I walked in! You guys are awesome!!!

Their famous for their homemade ranch dressing. It is very good! Dinner salad was tasty. Cheese bread was decent. Made from the same dough as the pizzas. Speaking of pizza. They were promoting a new Chicken Ranch pizza. Now I don’t know about you but every single chicken ranch pizza I have ever ate had more than just chicken and ranch dressing. This one doesn’t. In my opinion when you make a ranch chicken pizza you should always add garlic to the dressing. Otherwise it tastes like you dunked a piece of broiled chicken in dressing & wrapped it in a piece of bread. That’s called a sandwich! It was bland and tasteless. Oh well next time I’ll…Oh wait there won’t be a next time LOL

Nice local pizza parlor — friendly and helpful staff (one lady was especially sweet), food was okay and relatively cheap. We had salads, garlic bread, pasta, and pizza. Simple and family oriented. you order at the counter and the servers bring the food to your table.

Came to this place for a small gathering with some of my friends and their families. My first disappointment came when I realized that the waitresses/​waiters did not actually take orders but the diner had to go and order at the register. The food did come out quickly and it was brought to us which uplifted me from having to order at the counter. Now, about the food, it was cheap and affordable and I did not hate the pizza, but I did hate the sandwich that I had tried (I say tried because I did not finish it). The reason I give them a two instead of a one is due to the fact that it is a great place to give some children a party. There is a room that separates the rest of the dining room (for parties) and there is also a game room. The atmosphere is very friendly as well, and because of these positives is why I could even consider going back, if the circumstances permit.

A quaint, locally owned non-​chain. I had high hopes. Our last time here was 10 years ago with Ms Kitten. Same 1970s wood paneling on the walls, probably the same low prices. Juke box, pool table, gumball machines, flat screen tv, local divey ambiance. No beer. That’s right. Pizza without beer. This may cost a one star demerit. High point: This may be the second best ranch dressing in the greater Tri Cities proper! It’s the only dressing made in house. Co-​located in a building with M&M barber shop and a gun store. All thin crust, all the time. Very fast today. Crust is bland and despite being thin and the edges crispy, undercooked under the cheese. Wifey says it reminds her of skating rink snack bar pizza AND atmosphere. Pizza served on a cardboard tray and Styrofoam plates/​bowls. Full disclosure, I’m anti-​Styrofoam. Sausage is mild, pepperoni is normal. It’s so convenient, I wish it were better. It’s very affordable (large 2 topping just $ 9.40), and another example of get-​what-​you-​pay-​for. With so many verrrrry good pizza places, JPP just doesn’t compare well when it comes to the main course. Service is awesome, local small town fussing over company style. This is a place to have your 6^th birthday party or after soccer game binge. I didn’t hate it, but not in my top 20 pizza joints locally.