Snooky’s

Man… the last time I was at this place was 12 years ago… it’s still a crap environment and the women are improved but yet f?+kin retarded… and the bartender needs a serious attitude adjustment or a upper cut… whatever comes first. f#$k this place and the sorry ass horse it rode in on

Place is just ok it’s really run down you can tell the owner puts no money into the place for repairs or improvements

The AV has very few choices for entertainment. This place shouldn’t even be your last resort. The parking lot looks like XXXX with overgrown weeds, dead grass and plants. The concrete is cracked and falling apart. Then the entrance is like going through airport security. They have unsocial and unfriendly staff and bartenders especially one bartender that appears lesbian with tattoos and dark brown long hair that harasses you to buy drinks as soon as you walk in. This place is an overall «F» grade and generally a hostile, dirty and negative place to spend your time. There is a reason why most of the time if you drive-​by you will see a practically empty parking lot and with vey few people inside. The girls either come late or not at all –or– when they are there they leave early and go home because they have nobody to «entertain» besides empty chairs… Jeezzz I wonder why? Clean up the place and hire more friendly staff and bartenders and maybe you would have more customers, just maybe.

place is ok only 2 girls were on but they where pretty hot drinks are good Dj was ok. dances were not to expensive. I would go back just to have a drink and watch some sports

This place sucks the bartender is horrible her attitude and look are both unprofessional and rude. The girls aren’t even friendly. Your better off driving somewhere else to get a better experience. It would probably do better with a better bartender.

First and last time there. Partial strippers look to be approximately 35 – 45 years old. One stripper had breast implants that caused one nipple to face down and the other to face up. This place is a reminder of where you are, in the desert. And what’s in the desert? Dirt. In my opinion, just keep driving by. On another note, I’ll give it two stars for lackadaisical dress code, armed security and free entry.

Rascist place went with a male friend and girlfriend one of wich is mexican one white im half black. Door man gives me a full patdown asks me if i have knives and things and for id then tells both them they can go in doesnt search them or anything we wont be going back or recomending this place to anyone

I came here with a female friend who’s been bugging me about taking her there. It was a Wednesday afternoon.
They open at 11:00am. Between then and some time after 5:00pm you can consume very expensive drinks (including soft drinks) and play pool on a ratty nasty pool table.
The bartender was cute, but not very friendly.
The end.
The place was deserted. No chicks, other than the not friendly bartender.
I asked her when the girls come in, and she said maybe 3 or 4. Around 4 a chick shows up. By then a couple locals are sitting at the bar, and she joins them and drinks a beer. Either she’s just another local chilling out, or she ‘works’ there and doesn’t dress or work the part.
We left around 5.
That makes 5 bars of this type I’ve been to in the high desert, and they all seem to be the same. Making money seems to be missing from their To Do list.
Here’s a thought: If you find business is somewhat sporadic during the week, have some phone numbers of the ‘talent’ handy, so when customers come in, you can get a chick or two in there and entertain. Does a bikini bar rate having girls on stand by? Probably not. Still, what else are these chicks doing, going to college? Yeah, right. Recovering from a meth binge is more likely. Either way, in the Palmdale/​Lancaster area, I doubt they’ve got anything better to do in the afternoon.
And really, unless these chicks really do get off dancing and jiggling in front of a bunch of high desert methheads, they’re there to make money. When customers walk into a business prepared to spend upwards of $ 100, and walk out with $ 90, somebody’s doing something wrong.
I might give them another chance, and update my profile accordingly.

Pros:
+ bartender was nice
+ black dancer was pretty awesome. she gave me some pointers. which was cool. and she was one of the better dancers of the night.
+ Asian/​Islander dancer was intense
+ not crowded (early night time setting)
+ pool table
Cons:
— security checked ID’s but I didn’t feel like they did a good job making sure we were safe people to let in.
— small space
— blonde white dancer was pitiful
— could use a bit of a facelift but for Lancaster… for Sierra Highway at that, it could be much worse.

I’ve lived in the AV for 25 years and had never been to Snooky’s before last night. It has a really bad reputation, which I believed solely because it’s located on Sierra Hwy. After last night’s trip, I’ll be back for more. This place is basically the dive bar of bikini bars. And I mean that in the most glorious way possible. If you’re expecting a Vegas strip club, you’re gonna be disappointed. This is a dive club. Drinks are cheap, and so are the dancers. And again, I mean that in a good way. I got a dance from a girl that was surprisingly hot, and after our dance we both walked outside and had a cigarette together and talked about how handsy girls are and what it’s like working at Snooky’s. The bartenders were sexy, the beers were cold, and the girls will sit and take a shot with you. If you’re looking for a surprisingly fun night in the AV, this is the joint.

One word… Trashy… and i don’t mean that in a good way… One dancer at a time, and way too long of a break in between dancers… Expensive drinks and an overall disgusting atmospher… Don’t think I’ll ever return but I’m glad I knocked it off my AV bucket list… I was curious and then supremely let down…

I got to see my friends mom on the pole, so for that I shall give you 4 stars Snookys. Good job for keepin my friends hot moms off the streets haha

So… I came here for entertainment and the alleged cheap drinks. Don’t come here before 9:30 expecting to see any dancing! The drinks are not cheap. $ 8 for any liquor cocktail and $ 5 for all beers. I’m new to CA but I still don’t think that’s cheap. The draft beer we had tasted pretty skunky so if I were you I’d stick to the bottles. Other than that… The floors, chairs, and pool tables are pretty gross/​torn up. The girls were decently cute and good on the pole. But most seemed a little socially awkward and did have a surprising about of bruises. They arn’t afraid to put some thick girls on stage though… Refreshing? Good tunes all night. Live DJ. Pool tables are $ 1 per game (2 tables). The bartender and service girl are attentive. Though they were wearing weird frilly diaper looking outfits :-/​. Good/​high profile sports games and fights-​score! I think they need some healthy competition in AV. The Russian manager (?) raved about their salsa served with chips. But we weren’t brave enough to try it so I can’t help you with that one!

This place is terrible. There are usually only 3 dancers, sometimes 2. Drinks are expensive and low quality. Better off staying at home. Don’t waste your money or your time.

Cool place to chile. Nothing fanzy, Its aaighht.

Not bad for an area that tries to eliminate the saucy. There are friendly girls, in bikinis, and a full bar. The stage is intimate and some of the dancers are as food as anywhere. Service is good with pool table as TVs around. The private area is not big and not real private but the action is hot. Recommended.

Snooky’s is the most awesome goddamn place in the AV. If you disagree, I will stab you with a stiletto heel.
Snooky’s has everything you would ever want in a bikini bar. Awful, talentless dancers with a combination of more bruises and tattoos than any woman should ever have, sleazy old men, a security door man named «Igor», cheap booze and pool tables. The place is surprisingly pretty clean.
After thinking about it, only one girl can really work the pole and her pectoral muscles. She’s a very nice girl with glasses, tiny boobies and piglet tails. I think her name is Sasha… I don’t remember… Im bad with names. I think she’s my favorite. She can really work the pole. I gave her a couple of ones. I would have given her more, but I wanted to spread out my $ 10 in singles.
There was another girl who had a really nice body and hair down past her butt, but she had these straight-​across-​her-​forehead-​drawn-​on-​eyebrows. We lovingly named her «Sad Girl». She was pretty good also.
I really wish that there were other places in the AV as amazing as Snooky’s… I’d get out of the house more.

Not good caliber of…
~girls
~drinks
~staff
~price
~etc, etc

They should rename this place and call it «Sleazeys.» Its a bikini bar, so the girls dance with pasties. Drinks are cheap for a strip club, but not that cheap…$ 5 bottles of bud lite and $ 7 Jack and coke (8 oz. glass). The girls are OK, some ugly ones and a hottie or 2. I asked one of the girls «how much for a lap dance?» She said $ 20, so i proceeded. After she danced on my lap for 2.5 songs +/​-​, (with my hands on my lap) she asked if I wanted her to keep going. I said no, $ 20 is my limit today… she said, well you owe me $ 60, it was 3 songs. I gave her a $ 20 and told her to beat it, she could tell that I was ready to argue til I was blue in the face, so she got pouty and walked off. I was prepared to explain to the bouncer that she tried to roll me, but it didnt get that far at all. I finished my beer and went back to work.

This is where my 2005 High Desert Sleaze Fest ended. not with a whimper, but with a BANG! (That bang just could have been a gunshot.)
When I first walked into this bikini bar, I was so overwhelmed by the sleaze that I could not even focus. This was (and still is) the nastiest place I have EVER set foot in.
I don’t know why I was so surprised… my friend who brought me here told me that her meth-​addicted cousin used to dance here when she was 6 months pregnant.
The bar was full of mulleted men covered in dry-​wall dust and horrible, gouged tribal tattoos. More facial tattoos than I have ever seen in my life. People openly doing what I can only imagine was pure bathtub-​created High Desert crystal meth. The air stunk like b.o., phermones, acrid sweat, and booze. In fact, the whole place smelled like a fucking slaughterhouse. Someone was sleeping (passed out?) on the dirty floor on the way to the bathroom.
The music – oh, the music! Lots of strange combinations like Al B. Sure and Ozzy. I am not gonna hate on the ladies, because they were just doing what they do (just like patrons do what they do!), but I did see some obviously pregnant abdomens, gunshot wounds, and even an abscessed vein in the mix.
I didn’t get too stinkin’ drunk here, but the drinks were cheap. The last thing I remember seeing was a bored-​looking bikini dancer, grinding her way through a Montell Jordan song… she bent over to touch her toes, and some toothless, greasy man pushed his face right in her ass. Hard enough for his face to sink in a little.
That’s Snooky’s for you.