Cheetahs

This place is a tip off
Staff is rude
7 dollar fee for atm
Girls are not friendly and just hustle your for another dance
Do not come here

Everytime we visit Cheetah’s we have a wonderful time, at first I thought I would feel uncomfortable being in a bar like this, but that was certainly not the case. The girls are friendly courteous and HOT!!! The owner is very polite and always comes around and says hello to everyone, he treats us with the utmost respect and goes out of his way to make sure we are having a great time. Nobody bothers you and everyone knows you are there to have a great evening, laughs, drinks!

Thrilling burlesque club with a full bar. Always a blast stopping by with friends for drinks and watch the enchanting dancers perform on stage. Bikini bar only, however the stunning beauty of the girls and their vibrant personalities will totally make your night!

It’s around 1am and you stumble out of GoodLuck bar. «Hey why don’t we check out Cheetahs?!” — you say wayyy too enthusiastically to your friends. And bam. Decision made.
Cheetahs is a strip club in the sense that McDonald’s is a fine dining restaurant. Reasonably priced drinks and ass cheeks that’s about the best part. Don’t go expecting to see any titty though these girls were at least somewhat loved by their fathers so they don’t do full nude. Shout out to the DJ for looking like a skinny Ron Jeremy. $ 20 bucks for a lap dance but don’t try and breathe through your nose unless you enjoy hangin out in a used fish market.
p. s. Angelina if you’re reading this I feel like we made a real connection and bonded over the finer points of rollerblading.

This place is the best dive bar/​strip club in Hollywood! Lately all the girls that work here are hot as fuck! Dances are only 20 $! And drinks are fair price like 7 $ they almost always have amazing music on and the staff is all super cool! It definitely has a different vibe than your normal strip club! Way more relaxed and layed back, I’ve had nothing but great times here with friends! If you love beautiful woman and booze come here!

This place was disappointing on SO many levels. went with a group of friends, guys and girls, just to have a few drinks and a good time. The waitress was just so «bleh» sucked the experience out of getting a table. The set up is so 70s you can tell very little money has been put in to it.
BUT HERES THE KICKER. With a $ 20 minimum on cards, I order EXACTLY $ 20 worth of stuff. The Russian waitress, who barely spoke English (supposedly), brought me an extra beer I didn’t ask for then charged me an extra $ 10. Now, $ 10 wouldn’t break me but it’s the principal. She then argues with me for 2 minutes about what I ordered and makes me go to the bar myself to handle. Eventually they gave me cash and I’m sure I got screwed either way. CONCLUSION: Don’t go. Not worth it.
PS: The ATM Is a ripoff. Tells you $ 7 fee and charges you that PLUS $ 2.50.

Cheetahs Club Hollywood
4600 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90 027
(323) 660‑6733
Website:
Hours: 8:00pm to 2:00am Daily
The Low Down
Take one part Suicide Girls, one part dive bar, one part rock concert and a dash of sass and what do you get? Cheetahs Club Hollywood! I arrived at Cheetahs Club Hollywood at around 11:00pm on a Tuesday evening, my first night on my trip to Los Angeles, and was pleasantly surprised to see a hopping club with a good number of female customers.
Unfortunately, my few experiences in the L.A. Gentlemen’s Club scene have forced me to create two rules that you must follow…
L.A. Gentlemen’s Club Rule #1: More Nude, Less Booze… Less Nude, More Booze!
As per the law in Los Angeles, gentlemen’s clubs can’t go topless or nude if they serve alcohol. Cheetahs Club Hollywood has a well-​stocked bar but unfortunately the dancers keep their tops and bottoms on at all times, including during pole dances and private dances.
L.A. Gentlemen’s Club Rule #2: The L.A. Gentlemen’s Club Scene Sucks
Despite the nudity restrictions in place, Cheetahs Club Hollywood is an awesome time and one of only a couple of gentlemen’s clubs that I’ll patronize in L.A. If you have the money and are looking for a gentlemen’s club experience with alcohol and full nudity, take the drive or fly to Las Vegas.
Location & Facilities — 3 Stars
Cheetahs Club Hollywood is located in West Hollywood, a relatively close drive from the Sunset Strip, Hollywood, Glendale and Downtown L.A. For being a smaller club, it has enough amenities to show the non-​discriminating gentlemen’s club patron a fun time. Be careful about the hours and spaces for on-​street parking, which is very limited in the late evening hours. While being a small club, the main stage has two poles with seating around, tables and booths around the perimeter along with seating at the spacious bar. The major downside to Cheetahs Club Hollywood is the lack of VIP or Champagne Court space… there is only one large couch dance room with no partitions and zero privacy. While the bathrooms were modern (with an elegant piece of Marilyn Monroe artwork outside of it to remind you that you’re still in Hollywood), the cleanliness could’ve used some improvement.
Staff — 4 Stars
While I didn’t interact much with the staff during my visit, I can say that I did enjoy some fun conversation with the awesome bartender Emily.
Food & Drink — 4 Stars
Cheetahs Club Hollywood doesn’t serve food, although there are plenty of great restaurants in L.A. to enjoy prior to your trip to the club. The club does have an excellent bar selection and I was fortunate to enjoy a Lagunitas IPA while spending my time conversing with the dancers.
Dancers — 5 Stars
If you enjoy rocker chicks with tattoos and lots of black attire, then you’ll be in heaven at Cheetahs Club Hollywood! Whether you love it or hate it, Cheetahs Club Hollywood is non-​pretentious in its hard-​rock theme, which is why I’m giving this category five stars. Most importantly, the dancers don’t hustle you to death like in most gentlemen’s clubs, so you can enjoy your drink and some good conversation instead of being pulled back for dances five seconds after you walk into the door. I spent a majority of my time both chatting and in the couch dance room with the beautiful Ukranian dancer Mishka and finished off my evening with a couple of dances from the adorably cute Megan.
Value — 5 Stars
With reasonably priced drinks and $ 20.00 per song dances, you can enjoy Cheetahs Club Hollywood on a budget and still have an awesome time.
Website & Social Media — 4 Stars
Cheetahs Club Hollywood’s simple but wacky leopard print backsplash website features basic information about the club including links to their Facebook and Instagram pages. I’ve heard rumors about bands playing at Cheetah’s Club Hollywood but no information was posted on the website.
In Brief…
Cheetahs Club Hollywood excels where many other L.A. gentlemen’s clubs fail horribly… by providing a quality experience for their patrons without trying to hustle every last dollar from them. No trip to L.A. (for me, at least) would be complete without a drink and a dance at Cheetahs.

to Mr Bobby #1 in my book
your customer relations, waitress’s dancer’s and all of your employee’s fully respectful a pleasant experience. more than (5) stars if you ask me.

Cool strip club. Live bands play here time to time. No VIP so strippers aren’t constantly bugging for VIP room specials. Sometimes has crazy huge crowds.

This review is based solely on the valet. DO NOT VALET HERE.
I came to cheetahs for a special event.
FIRST– the valet did not have change for a $ 20 so he asked if he could give me back $ 10 instead of $ 13. Basically he MADE me tip him $ 3.
SECOND– the valet was leaning on my very expensive car when I came out to the parking lot. I was very upset and they just shrugged their shoulders. Not ok!
THIRD– I get into the car and everything has been adjusted to the valets comfort. My mirrors were all moved and so was the seat even though the car was only moved no more than 10 FEET.
FOURTH– they broke an item off of my key chain. It actually looks like it was intentionally removed. Again they barely had to move the car or use the keys.
So frustrated by the lack of professionalism especially after a large tip for doing NOTHING!

This place rocks. Laid back atmosphere, no pressure from the dancers to get dances. The only bad thing is the drinks aren’t cheap. The music is good and the dancers are very friendly and will chat with you. The quality is great from the bartender to the dancers. My fave dancer is April. Great on stage. Would highly recommend this place. Great time to be had.

So after being to so many alcohol/​girls clubs. This one was well off. Very accepting atmosphere. Alcohol was expensive. But for bars with hot girls it’s understandable. Better to predrink and flirt with girls. As for the dancers I came on a Sunday night and there were a lot of cuties there. This is a great place to spend some extra cash. 4 stars overall is what I rate it.

Still a choice hangout of hollywood. Popped in for a random visit on a wednesday night. Doorman was polite, cocktail server was prompt and attentive. Friendly dancers included one with hoop skills that bounced all over the place with a smile and a hot tattooed rocker like no other. Clean restrooms/​facilities overall from what I saw even without an attendant on duty. DJ was not obnoxious. Not quite dive bar prices but reasonable for this type of club. Beer & shot specials on the board.

Good local bar. Performers are friendly. Laid back environment. Drinks are not cheap but are not expensive either. Women friendly.

No beers on tap. Ugh! No naked breasts. Only clothed anything. Get a dance for $ 20, it may remind you of middle school for-​play except only 3 minutes long. Durp Durp DUMB!

I visited Cheetas for the first time about three Saturdays ago. I walked in and it was fairly empty (seeing as though its 135 AM).I told one of the dancers that spoke to me that it was my first time. She told me to have a seat anywhere. The last 25 minutes I spent at the club i had a good time. The waitress came up to me and asked me did I want a drink or if I wanted anything, I get to sit up close to the stage, I got to touch the girls, the girls interacted with me, (unlike Jumbos up the street), I tipped them well and they made me feel good ;-). They’re pretty too. I recommend this place over Jumbos!

Oh man, Cheetahs. Seemed like it was dead in the water a few months ago when a buddy and I shot by on a whim. But then, like a Zombie Hollywood Stripper, it reanimated and is running again. This place is down in the funky part of East Hollywood out past the Scientology center, etc., right before Hollywood turns into Los Feliz. If you come down here to watch ass you better watch your ass yourself. Probably best to valet park the car here even though there are sometimes spots around the neighborhood. If you do find a spot on the street watch your back as you go to the club because this is the badass streets of Hollywood and anything can happen. They charge cover but if you call to inquire and leave your name sometimes they’ll waive it to get you in the door. Nothing special once you’re inside. I wouldn’t go on a weekend myself, but during a week night might be cool. Like most strip clubs it’s all levels of girls hustling to make bank, but occasionally there is a stand-​out.
This place had it’s big hey day in the late 80’s big hair/​metal days, I believe. With the internet, cam chat, online dating, etc., I don’t know if strip clubs have the same draw they used to, but this place brings back some of sleazy glory days and, like it or not, is a Hollywood landmark.

This is a challenging review for me to write. Believe it or not, I don’t usually frequent strip clubs; it’s just not my scene. However, I needed to attend a special event being held here:
Jason Ellis: The Reckoning!
The quick part of the review of the place is: It’s very small, parking is pretty much on the street or valet, which sucks, beer prices weren’t outrageously expensive, but the bar service left much to be desired. Apparently being a chick in a strip club doesn’t necessarily help to get drinks any more quickly. The waitresses were pretty quick, however. The ‘stage’ was a thin, runway type strip in the center of the place where there was plenty of room for the ladies to dance and work the pole. This is a ‘bikini bar’ type place, so no nipples or ‘southern’ nudity. Apparently the law (In LA? in CA? dont know which) is that if there’s nudity, then there’s no drinks; drinks, then no nudity. Seems odd, but fine by me. Interesting mix of dancers: traditional, girl-​next door cute type, ‘exotic asian’ type, punk rocker huge mohawk and tattoos type, etc.
Now, or those of you not familiar with Jason Ellis (probably most people, even though he has the 2^nd most listened to show on Sirius/​XM, next to Howard Stern. He’s on Faction 41, weekdays 12 – 4), he has a show on Sirius/​XM radio. He is an outrageous Australian who was a very good pro-​skateboarder and who dabbles in riding moto, mma, being in bands, and, for a while last year, was on the NY Times Best Sellers list with his memoir I’m Awesome. Memoir is far too fancy a word to describe his book, which are some pretty amusing retellings of some of the crazy stuff he’s done and endured throughout his life. The book was dictated by Ellis (he’s not much of a reader or writer) and actually written by one of his co-​hosts, Michael Tully. He’s really good friends with Tony Hawk, Carey Hart, Everlast, tons of porn stars, and a whole bunch of other people in various fields.
The Reckoning was put on as a result of a bet; he and another co-​host, Josh «RawDog» Richmond, made a bet about the election. RawDog very much wanted Obama to win but knew that tons of the audience would want to see him lose the bet, so he claimed that he was very confident Romney would win, thinking it might make people vote for Obama. The loser of the bet had to, for a period of at least one minute, take into their mouth a phallus from a dead horse (trying to not gross too many of you out by using more elevated language. is it working?).
It was an insane night. Watched some pretty good dancers work their stage, watched Ellis’ band Death! Death!Die perform a decent set (considering how trashed some of them were), met Jason Ellis, Mike Tully, RawDog, and Jason ‘Mayhem’ Miller (one of Ellis’ good friends), and watched porn star Joanna Angel shove a phallus into RawDog ‘s mouth and nearly choke him. Now my usual Saturday night, but hey, it’s certainly an event I won’t soon forget. I’ll spare everyone and not post some of the photos ;)

«All I Want For My Birthday Is A Big Booty Ho!» Oh Cheetahs, thank you for the big smile on my friend’s face during our recent impromptu late-​night outing. We had just finished watching The Hobbit at the Vista and were saying our prolonged goodbyes when somehow (wink, wink) the subject of strip clubs came up. That’s when our other friend pointed out that Cheetahs was nearby. I think she suggested it in jest, but I grabbed the birthday boy and off we went… on «an unexpected journey.»
We came on a Friday night and there was a $ 5 COVER. I remembered that this was a no nudity establishment, but when we walked in all we saw was a dirty Santa singing on stage and folks (men and women) crowded around. My friends looked skeptical, but I pushed them on. We stood on the side with our drinks and thankfully, the singing ended and a dancer came out. She did her number on the pole and then more dancers rotated in. The bouncer was a big dude who kept walking by us. I half-​expected him to be mean, but instead he encouraged us to sit down a couple of times. We finally took some seats right by the stage. I gave a quick tutorial to the birthday boy. Make sure the dancer sees you (or is facing your direction) when you tip so she knows you’re not just enjoying a free show.
I need not have worried though because the DANCERS were very chill. Average to slightly above average looking (one in particular had a very cute face), different body types and some had tattoos. Interestingly, almost all the women were on the smaller side on top. I guess you don’t need to have a bigger chest if you’re not baring it on stage.
Cheetahs is a moderately sized place… bigger than Jumbo’s. There’s a FULL BAR and a single T-​shaped stage. It was close to the holidays so there was singing interspersed between the dancing. We ended the evening fittingly with a dance to 2 Chainz’ lovely little ditty. Good times!

Let me just start this off by saying Cheetah’s is one of my favorite places to go to on the weekend. My first experience was an awesome one that consisted of talented musicians performing whilst the girls danced around the pole etc. The energy is awesome. I’ve since had equally awesome experiences there, whether there were bands playing or not.
Now let me fast forward to present time. I just had my birthday party there and it was legendary. I’m not talking just a few friends, but I had a large group of people there. Cheetah’s was outstanding with their customer service and making it a birthday celebration I’ll never forget. Not only is their customer service great, the girls are diverse and beautiful. I love how they have a wide range of body types/​styles and all of them are super chill and just plain lovely. Of course my heart belongs to Malice.
I had some friends that were hesitant about going to Cheetah’s for my birthday but afterwards they completely understood why and everyone had a blast.
Thanks Cheetah’s, Nick, and Malice you rule!!!