My First Time

My first time was in a field. I was 16. It was a hot and humid summer night. I remember driving my car through some thick grass that was essentially a trail off a main road. This field was used for a number of things from flying remote control airplanes to growing corn.
Of course I chose this time and location to not get caught. It was secluded, dark, and off the main street enough to be free from worry. I knew I had to find a location that I could make a quick getaway if I got caught or if things went wrong. I scoped this all out and basically planned for it. I was gonna be ready for this. I found a good spot and exited my car.
There was actually a lot of noise and I could hear footsteps. This worried me some. But being pitch black was the best cover to make my move. No worries. Forget all the distractions and potential problems. This is my time. My moment. I planned this. This is the perfect opportunity. It won’t get any better than this.
I took my time initially as I didn’t want to screw this up. No, I am too close to mess this up. Patience. Wait for the moment to pounce and attack. There is nothing wrong with cautious confidence. Trust your instinct. Let things happen. I will know when to make my move.
So I felt things out and got a good hold of the situation. She had no clue what was about to happen. I liked it that way. I wanted to surprise her and lay it on her. I was gonna knock her off of her feet. Shock and awe. So the moment came, my patience turned to action, and I went for it.
Moans, grunts, and several hard pushes later, I had succeeded. My plans and patience had paid off. I could go home knowing I was the man that night. Yep, mission accomplished.
My first cow tipping was a huge success.

My first time :)
Well my first time getting arrested, I was probably 9 or 10. Living the Thug life at a young age. I was just keeping it g and got caught up doing a bunch of stuff, I shouldn’t be doing. No I didn’t get sent to the slammer, But let go to cause more ruckus on the city streets. Did I learn my lesson from all of this? Hell no, I did not, I just kept on being a bad boy.
Sincerely VD

I completely remember my first time!!!
The police couldn’t find the body for weeks…
…wait a sec… what are we talking about again?
*turns & runs off*