Edible Arrangements

Those drab office meetings can be so annoying! You know the one I am talking about… the Office Space type meetings where a Bill Lundburgh act-​a-​like (a.K.a. Your Boss) walks all around a room with charts that have little if anything to do with you, where they announce your quarterly goals and how close you were even though you didn’t make it, and even your budgeting shortfalls… then you break for some snacks, maybe even a lunch which normally consists of food with the same excitement level as the meeting… unless they do what my boss did and order a huge arrangement from Edible Arrangements!
In the midst of our table full of Jimmy Johns sandwiches and Rainbow Foods meat and cheese trays, sat the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. A boquet of flowers! A boquet of the tastiest, chocolate covered flowers I have ever eaten! Oh and did I mention that these flowers are made of fruits? Different types of melons, strawberries, grapes, etc. They are seriously delicious!
But alas… it was gone and over with too soon, we were back in the meeting being bored to death by the guy from HR reminding us to use Outlook for time management. Asshole, give me more chocolate please.