McDonald’s

Well… There are a couple of «ladies» that need to be sent home… Extremely rude…

It is what it is. It’s McDonalds. It tastes just like fast food. We had breakfast of chicken biscuits. I actually like McDonald’s breakfast. I’m not a fan of their other food, but I think the breakfast is good. I like McDonald’s biscuits. We did the drive thru and it was pretty quick service.

The worst customer service I’ve experienced anywhere. Negative reviews are not my main Unilocal motive. I don’t like writing them. And this isn’t just a one-​off bad experience. I live close by and late night options are limited, okay! [Judge not, foodies!] So, considering my proximity which has led to me visiting this location more than a time or 3, I can confirm the previous reviewer’s 90% estimate of the number of times you’re going to have to pull forward and wait (even if it is late on a week night and there are no other customers in sight and you’re already regretting this lazy/​poor time-​management skills related last minute decision and wanting to get it over with asap and return to cramming).
During one of these pull-​forward and wait for who-​knows-​how-​long-​occasions, in which I ordered only a diet coke and fries, I was handed my soda, and, as the routine goes, I was curtly and unapologetically told to pull up to the line because they had to cook my fries. The window slammed shut (as usual) before I had a chance to ask for ketchup, which you MUST ask for here if you want it, and specifically how much (who eats dry fries? Also, I was given one packet upon request for ketchup once). I had a lot of patience this evening because I have come to expect the least from this late-​night last-​resort. But eventually, after 20 minutes and around 7 – 8 cars (enough to assume somebody got some #@%$ fries) behind me had driven right past me after picking up their bags of food at the window like a normal McDonald’s whose dependable low quality and service doesn’t vary that much from location to location — resting for breath (this is a long run on, isn’t it?) — I decided they must’ve forgotten about me when I watched two creepy gentlemen walk (and/​or stared-​and-​talked-​at-​me) past my car, into the restaurant, and back out again. One of whom was eating french fries out of his bag. So I left my car where it was, and went inside and told them I think they forgot me. And my one thing I was waiting on. (Very politely because I’m a wimp.) This upped the «pull up to the line» or «spot number 2» annoyance factor to full blown.
Don’t view this as a rant. Just a thorough and specific review essay. For all of your sakes’, I won’t even get started on the getting your order wrong very, very frequently issue [Innocent mistakes? Maybe sometimes. But sometimes — no way. The numbers just don’t add up. Specifically the aggressive mayonnaise onslaught I’ve received around half of the times I’ve requested no mayonnaise (which is every time, and yes I checked the screen)]. That’s something I could overlook, and say, hey what’s a couple dollars down the drain — everybody messes up sometimes; I’ve wasted way more money than this before — IF I felt the employees were trying even just a little bit to disguise the fact that they had zero intention of performing their job which I am requesting (politely!!) and paying (politely!!) for. Oh shoot, I guess I got started. Whoops.
TL;DR: Avoid this location (if you must eat at this chain at all) if you have even a little self-​respect and expect a modicum of respect from others.

This is the worst McDonald’s ever made. I consistently get breakfast sandwiches with no meat and cheeseburgers with no burger. They don’t give you new food, so you always come back with soggy cold fries. McDonald’s corp should shut this place down or have someone else buy it.

Oh sweet baby Jeebus, they say Billions and Billions served for a reason. 5:30am flight out of MDW. Nothing healthy in that damn airport except save the Golden Arches and their culinary expertise. For 3.32 you get 250calories worth of orgasmic dining otherwise known as the Egg White Delight.
Something that resembles and egg white that’s been slathered on with a ladel topped with a piece of what appears to be ham, sandwiched by a soggy English muffin that’s greasy enough to lube a semi tractor trailer fifth wheel.
Don’t delay, run your fanny out and get yours now!

This is the closest one to my house so I’ve been several times. At least 80 percent of the time I have to «pull forward» to wait for my drive through order. I have to therefore rate them as a normal restaurant because there is nothing «fast» about them.
As a normal restaurant they get 1 star. Food might be ok but I wouldn’t know since my order is wrong again.
UPDATE: I have been back several times and thought it would be fair to give an update. The «pull forward and wait» percentage is now closer to 90 percent. I wish Unilocal would allow a rating of zero stars.

The best MickeyDs on Union.
Its nice and clean on the inside. They have free wifi! You fill your own drink. And the Staff are welcomingly friendly! Love it. I come here all the time, even though its out of the way, for the service and the cleanliness.

No flies at the soda fountain today, though it’s not spotless. However, this location has some friendly and accommodating staff, which already makes it a cut above most mcdonalds. Mcdonalds all have about the same quality food though, so not much to talk about here.
4 stars for doing better than the average mcdonalds.
Come here for your double-​fried fries fix. Stay for the nice ppl.