Twin Peaks

My boyfriend and I had a great first experience here. Two super sweet ladies tending bar and we absolutely loved how frigid cold the beer was. Second time we went, they asked to hold our debit card at the bar. I’m sure because we both look like long haired devil worshippers and we’re both covered in tattoos they were trained to be on the look out. Total bummer.
We happened upon the Gretna location when we were shopping at Rouses for lunch and a few beers. I had a salad with chicken and after a few bites got a piece of raw chicken. I politely told the bartender, I knew it wasn’t her fault and wasn’t at all rude about it. She loudly asks, «Why did you eat raw chicken?» No sorry, no anything, just offered me another salad to which I politely declined.
Fuck this place. I should’ve known this kind of joint is a douche magnet that hires only «hot chicks» with no character who take no pride in their work. Never going back

Definitely NOT closed. I went here last week and had a great time. Consider it to be a classier version of Hooters, with better food.

Good place and good food, but bad management and bad service. Sad for such a nice place.

This is the first twin peaks I have been. I guess they are all more or less the same. Place is nice and they all have got this characteristic of nice waitresses not very much dressed. Food was good but nothing special. I had a The hangover hamburger. Beer was a very nice IPA

Tonight, a friend and I went to Twin Peaks before going to a movie. Because it was Valentine’s Day, the waitresses were dressed in red lingerie as if they were on deck to go on the main stage at a strip club. Twin Peaks is supposed to be a family restaurant — anyone, any age, can freely walk in there and have a meal without any proof of age. There are about 60 TVs showing sporting events; there are video games that attract young kids; and there’s a kids menu. So whether you like it or not, this is by definition a family restaurant.
For a family restaurant, it was highly uncalled for EVERY WAITRESS to be dressed in such scantily clad lingerie (see photos). I have nieces and nephews, the oldest being 13 years old. If I were in the mall with them and I sent them to Twin Peaks without me and then find my nieces and nephews seeing that, there’d be hell to pay. Don’t get me wrong, they were very easy on my eyes, but this should not be exposed to children.
To the big bosses at Twin Peaks, such a pathetic and irresponsible decision to allow such a thing.

A easy to navigate selection of food and drinks. Great Menu.
You have some great girls. It’s obvious the girls will be gorgeous.
But they always checked in on you to see if you needed more.
I will highlight the BBQ pork Nachos.
It is pretty huge.
It was warm when I started, Cold halfway through.
If you could maybe layer the chips instead of pile of chips, then scatter stuff around.
It tasted great. Gooey Cheese, smokey pork, and crunchy chips.
Needs improvement.

I was only here because it was my work Christmas dinner against the objectives of my lovely wife (because of the scantily clad servers). But this place has pretty good food.
The service is good. The server was attentive. No problems there.
I tried the Billionaire Bacon. OMG, delicious! It had a glaze on it which was sweet and spicy. Everyone at our table seemed to enjoy it and one guy said he’d order a case if he could. According to one of my other coworkers, they put a slice inside their bloody Mary drinks.
My main course was the meatloaf. Yummers! The meatloaf was very tender, it was covered in gravy with mushrooms and onions. The mac n cheese had bacon on it (common theme here, bacon on EVERYTHING) and that was delicious.
Everyone else at my table seemed to enjoy what they had, from sliders and pot roast to fire fries and the Billionaire Burger.
If I could talk my wife into going, I’d take her there to eat.

Not my cup of tea…
Went here for a coworkers birthday and the food was OK, but I’m just not into the whole ‘breastaurants’ thing. The only thing I want to know — is it sanitary for the waitress’s stomachs to be out like that?
Anyways — the food was decent. The service was horrendously slow. And most tables are on bar stools which is hard for me to sit and eat on (I like touching the floor.)
I already knew I was never going to come back here, because there are too many good restaurants in New Orleans where I do not have to see boobs and stomachs in my face all day long.

«I came here for the food» Said no man ever. We occasionally come here only for UFC night. Their appetizer menu is meh but you can’t go wrong with their pulled pork nachos & dirty blonde beer.
I like how they have couches in their waiting area. Quick & attentive service.

Came in. Took bartender 15 minutes to make 4 shots. At least their shorts give you an ample glimpse of God’s Country.

Came to Clearview for a movie and stopped into Twin Peaks for a post movie meal. I ordered the steak salad which was great but you don’t come here for the food. The beer is served in tall frozen mugs ice cold just how I like it. The ambiance was excellent especially during the height of sports seasons with tv’s visible everywhere and hostesses that bring great service with a smile. The outfits are fantastic though the peaks are more the Appalachians than the Rocky Mountains or Himalayas but they are as great looking to watch as the games on the big screens. A fantastic place to hang out with your male friends though your significant other may not like the blushing nor the drool.

Let’s get this out of the way.
The NUMBER ONE reason you’re thinking about coming here is because of the chicks. And yes, they are all certainly delicious eye candy. But you could get that at Hooters if that’s all you want.
The reason to come here instead of Hooters is what this review is about. Now, I don’t know if what they say about all their food being made from scratch is correct or not, but the food I’ve gotten here is superb. The pot roast is nice and tender and tasty. The trout I got one time was delicious and flaky and the venison chili is awesome.
They advertise their beer as being colder than freezing, which doesn’t do much for me because I HATE beer slushies. I want just ice cold beer without all that slush floating around in there. But that’s not to bad.
The interior of the restaurant looks like some sort of Montana hunting lodge and I like that a good bit. It’s comfortable. Also, the girls’ outfits go well with it and adds to the whole experience.
I’ve only eaten lunch or early dinner here so I don’t know what it’s like any other time of day, but I’ll find out sooner or later!
Check it out!

This place has the coldest beer around! 29 degree or colder beer, what could be better. I love that Corona Light is offered because I only drink light beer and most places only offer the basics (bud light, miller lite, coors light, etc.) The menu leaves a little to be desired. The menu is small and not the best quality. I did, however, order the pulled pork nachos today and decided it’s the very best thing on the menu. Delicious! No matter what is on the menu, though, I will alway return for that freezing cold beer!

Some simple advice to anyone considering eating or drinking here, remember skin does not a good restaurant experience make. Yes, it is just the truth. Unless it is some crispy chicken or duck skin.
The Twin Peaks burger was a nightmare, as was the ‘Philly Cheesesteak’. Both of these had similar issues, processed cheesed (oily cheese is a dead give-​away) and meat cooked beyond well thus without taste. Each had one item with some flavor, the burger had a tomato slice and the ‘Philly’ had some green pepper.
The service was miserable at best, but some of that I have to give to the clear lack of a competent manager/​trainer. It is also difficult to be a good server when you know you are serving poor food and you are dressed like a Canadian streetwalker.
I knew it was going to be bad when the hostess didn’t bother greeting us, and had nothing to say as she marched us to the table. I didn’t know it would be this bad. Alas, it was.
They also have this gimmick of serving beer at 29 degrees. Ok, they have two house brews how do you taste a beer that cold? You super chill bad beer because when it warms up enough to taste you don’t want to drink it anymore. (Think cheap draft beer at a baseball game, you know once it warms up and you just dump it.) I have no idea what their brews tasted like because they do the 29 degrees thing. Stop, please.
How do you have cheese bites that have no flavor? I have to guess it was processed cheese as well. They also bring it to you in what looks like an overflowing crock. A crock indeed, they had a crumbled wad of wax paper under the wax paper holding the bites to make it look like it is full. Seriously? No problem, they were not worth eating anyway.
So here is my final thought and it is a simple one. This place looks like Canada threw up in the mall in the form of a restaurant. Thankfully that space has never held a restaurant for more than a year or so. I doubt this will be there much longer.

I’m addicted to the mozzarella bites. Better than any cheese sticks I’ve had anywhere around. The chicken fried steak is as big as the plate it comes on. HUGE! Enough for 3 people. Big Cold beers.
Then there is the service. Not so great. I’ve been here a few times and the other reviewers are right when they say the girls just huddle up, stand around and chat and gossip amongst themselves. You can tell some just don’t want to be there. No interaction with the customers unless they are asking if you would like a refill or another beer. It’s an incredibly boring atmosphere. Somebody needs to show these girls how to make money.
I’ll be going to the Baton Rouge location for my mozzarella bites from now on.

For a chain restaurant…
For a chain restaurant in the mall…
For a chain restaurant in the mall with a silly theme…
For a chain restaurant in the mall with a silly theme that features scantly dressed 20-​year-​olds and features their «Twin Peaks» as part of the ambiance… it was OK.
We were doing some shopping at Clearview Mall and decided to give this place (and it’s whole gimmick) a try. The theme of the place is ‘breast-​arant in a mountain chalet’. They feature very cold beer and barely-​covered servers. The service staff are in their 20s, cute and perky, and forced to wear a silly costume (tiny flannel shirt, tiny short shorts with Ugg boots; push-​up bras and silly socks encouraged, evidently) that makes me wanna grab a fuzzy blanket to wrap them up in and cover their exposed mid-​drifts when it is 40 degrees outside. Our «Twin Peaks Girl» was very nice, and our service was just fine. She was attentive, helpful, descriptive, if not a little over-​exposed.
We started with some wings which have 4 sauce options and are NOT breaded or floured. YAY! We tried the Chili Parmesan (super mild, probably great for kids) and the Red Hot sauce. We like the way the wings were prepared and preferred the red hot sauce to the other, too bland.
Next course included a cup of the Venison chili with a house salad, and an order of Blackened fish tacos on flour tortillas which are served with chips and salsa. The chili was very nice, flavorful and meaty. The house salad was a pretty decent size for what they were charging and the blue cheese dressing was FANTASTIC with big chunks of blue cheese throughout. The fish tacos were OK. I liked the sauce and the slaw, and the fish was cooked just right, but nothing exceptional. I loved the tortilla chips, super thin and crispy, but somehow they managed to serve an almost flavorless del fuego salsa on the side. Fire-​roasted tomato salsa with no flavor? how do you even do that?
I’ve skipped over the details of the beer list (and the 72 huge TV screens with sports playing non-​stop), which was very nice, because we didn’t have any, but I look forward to going back when it isn’t 40 degrees outside and trying some Ice Cold beer served by a cute gal that I don’t want to cover in a fleece blanket. And, Yes, we will go back.

One of many Twin Peaks that doesn’t a great job at making people want to spend their money here rather than Hooters and Buffalo Wild Wings. This mall location remains clean, offers fair service (has the most immature girls out of the dozen locations I’ve been) and is a great place for fans to watch sporting events. As with all Twin Peaks, there’s tons of TV stacked throughout the restaurant.
Can you bring a family here? Sure. Or you and the guys can come, drink beer and watch games. As for the food, it’s better than the other chain sports bars, for sure. All the food is slightly better than chain food, but remember, people come here to look at college age girls in skimpy clothes, not for the food.

This place is way overrated. Just a front and back menu where the front is all drinks, tried the «Dirty Blonde»…would rather have rusty well water. Asked for a beer instead after not being able to drink that other concoction, that only took 10 minutes. So I ordered the top of the menu burger which is usually the best burger a restaurant puts out, the «Hangover Burger»…SAD. Wendy’s puts out a thicker burger than that. It comes with a fried egg on top and that was thicker than the burger, it literally reminds you of «Where’s The Beef». I hope I can post a pic cause I took one.
I see a flopping chain Franchise here. The waitress’s may look good but not good enough to go back, there are better «Bar and Grill» places with bigger and cheaper menu selections.

I was very excited last year when I heard that Twin Peaks was planning on building FIVE locations in the NOLA area. My first Twin Peaks experience was in Baton Rouge last year. I really liked the atmosphere and staff at that location. Unfortunately the staff that they hired for the Metairie location didn’t give me the same level of service. I’m talking about service that is downright unattentive. Some of the servers there sit around and talk amongst themselves while you sit there waiting for service.
The food here has been hit or miss lately. I really enjoy their pot roast, heaping plate of pulled pork nachos, and Smokehouse Buger. Those three dishes are pretty consistent. I’ve also had some dishes that were just bland to me (fish tacos and flat iron steak).
The beers are huge and always ice cold! And you can’t go wrong if you love sports like me as there are TV’s everywhere. But this place needs some improvement (mainly with the service) if they really want to stand out from the crowd.

Saints Game Day!!!
What a wonderful time. Packed house. Good food (ok Steve I’ll admit it) but as another Unilocalers stated, management & the way in which the restaurant is ran is poor, much needed improvement.
For example:
* Empty tables, but there’s a 25 minute wait.
* On my visit, I personally witnessed a party walk in after me, give their cell number to be texted once the table was ready & immediately be seated by a blue & white polo style shirt wearing member of the management team…#notcool #waityourturn. Ughhhh.
* Orders being delivered was non-​systematic, as a few times our server seemed unsure «where» our food was, hmmmm & while it was delivered, it just seemed a bit unsettling… Way to go kitchen crew.
To their credit TVs galore, on every wall & in booths, yessssss this is how a sports bar is supposed to be. I love that once the Saints game began, all TVs were on said channel… Way to support the home team!!! Lots of room, seems larger than the previously placed restaurant Serranos, could be my imagination, who knows.
Like I said, the food was surprisingly good. The various beers on tap, hello Stella, on tap, unheard of. Beers come in Man or Girl sized, not sure what the marketing scheme is but its cool no matter. Ooooooooh & totally noteworthy is the «ski-​shot» & the chanting that goes along with it… Way sweet!!!
The loaded pulled bbq pork nachos were simply divine; mild sweetness to the taste, not too overbearing, quite cheesy & more than abundant to share.
Fish tacos were blackened, but not charred & dry, which happens frequently at other restaurant; kudos to you guys. $ 41 for 2 adult beverages, 2 entrees (hellllo left overs abounding) & an appetizer; not bad.
The uniforms that ladies wore were cute & totally in place with the theme; lots of female eye candy; definitely a draw for some. #enoughsaidaboutthat.
Very friendly, helpful, chipper & upbeat staff. Parking is shared with the Clearview Shopping Mall & associated stores, ehhhhh it’s always been hectic to park here && truly nothing has changed.