McDonald’s

This was by far the worst pit stop on the road imaginable. While I complain about the cleanliness of men’s restrooms often, this takes the cake. It looked worse than a subway tunnel and I didn’t want to touch anything even with a paper towel buffer on the door handle, because the King of Germs has a new court wizard and is starting to get crafty around such things as the five second rule and other time honored boundaries between our world and his.
There were a bunch of threatening looking guys standing around the bathrooms (there was no line for either the men’s or women’s) talking loudly which added a unique flair to the experience. I’m not sure whether my traveling companion (female) or I were more creeped out by the experience, and several hours later we still hadn’t decided who was entitled to be more creeped out. When it’s a draw, nobody wins.
None of the tables inside were clean, it was impossible to sit down anywhere inside without getting strange substances and/​or liquids all over you. Pacing around outside was nearly as bad due to the filth and trash. It seems as if McDonalds Corporate had absolutely zero standards or oversight for this location. Or maybe it was a Burger King playing an elaborate prank by «dressing up» as a McD location to prank them so hard — that would make more sense, than an international brand literally caring so little about one of their stores that they let *this* happen.
Avoid.