Stop n Save Liquors

If you ever want to go for a quick run for some milk or i dont know… a bullet wound to the head this is the place for you. It sure looks safe what with crack whores passing out in the front of it or the dozen of cops in and out of this place. Sure its gotta be safe, i trust you wont get killed by the hordes of gang members that live just across the street. Unless of course you decided to DARE to wear a shirt that DARED have any color man has ever made on it. Or simply for just breathing their air which im sure they own too. So if you can hold your breath long enough and wear absolutely nothing im sure you’ll survive your shopping experience at this awefully dirty dingy store. Btw as you leave check out their wall of «celebrity» shop lifters and gun totting gang bangers they caught on their camera… in case you bump into them for an autograph and all. Ya i feel safe…