Mac’s Two

I’m a big fan of M2s
The women are friendly, the prices are standard, and the venue is very clean. The only critique I would have is that it needs more girls to go around for the busy times. And TJ is the best!

Best club ever! Who cares if there’s no booze? The girls and staff are super friendly, and it ain’t a dive. Anyone remember Matthew’s? Now that was a cold and heartless place.

Honestly, given that we live in the fine Commonwealth of MA this place isn’t that bad, actually when I went it was a pretty good time. In fact the patrons were almost as interesting as the performers. There was this one group of kids who looked like they were coming from trying out for the part of McLovin, a group Latino/a’s making it rain while dancing in a seizure like fashion, and a wide variety of interesting locals.
So they don’t serve alcohol, be creative drink before you go. This place is all cash only, for everything even the gatorade. If I remember correctly the ATM fee was pretty high too, which is probably to be expected.

Don’t understand why Mac’s Two’s gets all this bad press. Maybe it’s because people expect shady business in the back? Overall, M2’s is very clean, both in business and atmosphere. My only reservation is that the private room is about as un-​private as it gets, but other than that, it’s a good joint. The best part about it is that the girls actually act like they want to be there. There’s nothing more disappointing than getting a lap dance from a girl who’s mopey about being a stripper. A few of the girls are not the best at lap dancing, but one girl in particular, Carmela, is fantastic. Not only is she a great dancer, both on stage and one-​on-​one, but she’s legitimately bubbly and funny. A lap dance from her was the best investment I’ve made in a while. Tatiana is also fantastic by the same token.
I would definitely recommend Mac’s Two to any of my bros.

EW! Need I say more?

This was my first time here. Cover was $ 10 which I didn’t think was bad until I saw the girls on stage. They must be local as the cutest girl was the customer next to me. Next thing I knew my drink was grabbed from my hand as I walked out of the bathroom because they don’t serve alcohol and assumed since I brought my drink in the bathroom I must have filled it with alcohol (thought never crossed my mind). After that everyone was twice as rude as when I entered, which the service was rude to begin with. I would never go back here or recommend it to anyone. Get away with you money and meet a girl at the bar instead!

Its a trashy establishment, good for 18 year olds who can’t get into centerfolds in Boston. Its all trashy people and filled with creepy guys. the 10 dollar cover was a bit much for what the place is. The sodas are like 5 bucks and they MAKE you buy at least one. So 15 bucks for a place like this is a rip off.

Oh my gosh. These posts are funny. I went once with my mom as a joke.
Who sat next to me but the new driver ed teacher from Billerica High.

This is my lowest review yet for an establishment and let me explain why. Upon entry to this adult entertainment nightclub I paid a cover of 10.00 which is okay. I understand it’s alcohol free and the bartender asked me if I wanted a drink and I said I’m okay for now. So my friend and I proceeded to sit down near the stage and we were chatting. She came over to me and said what can I get you for a drink? I said oh I;m okay, thinking I just paid a cover and I really don’t need a soda. She looked at me with a unapproachable response saying you need to get a drink, its a one drink minimum, I said just give me a second to think and she says, no I gave you plenty of time you need to order one, it took a lot for me not to flip out on this immature bartender, and I proceeded to order my red bull. Let me just say this, with 10 years restaurant experience under my belt, that was an absolutely unprofessional and I would have fired her on the spot without hesitation for awful customer service. Let me just say this too, just because your in the adult entertainment industry doesn’t mean you can have an inferior approach on your patrons, bottom line, where all customers and without us you will most likely not make it, so do a favor and train your staff on proper etiquette and humbleness with your customers, you want to grow and stay in a business. Good luck!

this place is the only time i have seen naked women and not been happy about it. the girls are ugly, and have track marks. also, this place doesnt serve alcohol. awful.
final word; save your money & watch redtube.

Mac’s used to be the place to go. My friend and I would go there every week and i’d drop $ 100 every week no problem. it was nice cause it was local and the talent was good. THen the owner wasn’t around all the time. The quality went down and the staff turned into a bunch of jerks. Save your money under 21 crowd and go to Montréal. Over 21 crowd quit being a cheapskate and drive to Providence and spend the same money and be able to have a real drink.

This gets 3 stars from me because I had good times there back in the day. I would never go there if not for an 18^th birthday of someone I really liked. Otherwise, they don’t serve booze. I have nothing to blame my awful jokes and pick up lines on. Zero stars.

So really bad drink prices at strip joints is nothing new. But this I love: I ordered a juice. The bartender brought up a 12 oz bottle, charged me $ 4, and gave me only half of it. This place is just plain bad. I’m giving it 2 stars for the humor value.

I have a soft spot for The Duece, because this was where we took dudes for their 18^th birthdays… otherwise it’d get 1 star. I don’t know why anyone over the age of 20 would go here. My guess is if there were more 18 – 20 year olds on Unilocal,they’d be giving this place 5 stars… just for fact they can see tatters here.
I never understood the old guys that went here. why are you there? You’re like 65… is The Duece the booby bar for reformed boozers?
When you’re 18, this is great. As soon as you go to Montréal or anywhere else really, you realize this place is not great. You can only go up from here!

What happens when you host an amateur night and no amateurs show up?
Mac’s Two thought a beer belly competition would be a great idea. What lobotomized hillbilly thought that one up???
I mean, seriously, how the hell am I supposed to enjoy a lap dance after I just watched Fat Albert from the Billerica Plumbers’ Union do the Truffle Shuffle???
And they don’t even have a bar, so I couldn’t drink away the pain from my scarred retinas.
I WANT MY $ 10 COVER BACK!!!
Otherwise, Mac’s Two is an unimpressive, somewhat seedy 18+ strip club in the outskirts of the ‘burbs. ’nuff said.
Suggestion: if you are going to go to Mac’s Two, follow my lead and BYOB in the form of a pocket full of nips or a topped off flask. You’ll need it!

NO. NO. NO.
I do not like this place whatsoever. I can deal with the fact that it doesnt serve booze. I can have a good time with or without alcohol, no biggie. However, the quality of the girls is bottom-​of-​the-​barrel. Most have bruises, and I swear one had a scar from a C-​section. There are maybe 1 or 2 semi-​attractive girls in the strip club (among 20 or so), but even then they are covered in tatoos. That may be to your liking, but when I am face-​to-​face with a fire breathing dragon in the middle of a lap dance, its a tad distracting.
For the love of god, if you are over 21 and want to go to a strip club, there are much better places in metro boston. Please, save your money and gas and DONT go here. If you are 18 – 20 years old, this is one of your few choices to see naked women, and I truly feel sorry for you.

You want trash? Here it is, served on a silver plate.
This place flat-​out sucks. It’s the seediest strip club ever. I should have known trouble was ahead when I found out it’s 18+. After paying cover charge and having to buy a mandatory NON-​ALCOHOLIC drink (yup, this place manages to attract rednecks, even without promises of hooch), you get to sit down and enjoy the show. Oh wait, you can’t enjoy the show, because the strippers are the most depressing and ugly girls this side of town. They can’t dance and they certainly don’t know how to look good for the clients. Here’s how bad two of the strippers there were:
One of the strippers gave front row seaters willing to waste $ 10 the chance to press their face to her breasts for about a single second. Too bad this particular hussy looked pregnant! I’d be afraid of choking on breast milk if I paid to see that!
Another stripper came up to me. Pale, ugly, no curves whatsoever, and she looked like she’d been up for 3 days straight. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had doped up beforehand. She asked me if I wanted a lap dance for $ 20. I paid her twenty bucks… to go dance with my friend instead of me (I had won that money playing Keno, why not?)!
Check it out once, and vow never to come again! It’s that awful! Make sure you come completely hammered so the girls look semi-​decent. And you might be able to catch some fresh «virgin» talent on Tuesdays (amateur night), so that may or may not be worth checking out…

Best cup of coffee in town! =/
They had their liquor license revoked, so if you are 18, this is the place for you.
That about sum’s it up.