Psychic Reader

Dear Psychic on Grand Ave. that always has their OPEN sign on,
We are in a fight. At 2am on a Saturday night, after a few drinks at neighboring Lucky Lounge, when I feel like getting a psychic reading and your window reads «call us & someone will come in a few minutes», I expect someone to come. While I do apologize for calling and waking you up, if you do not want me calling you simply turn off the open sign and do not leave such a note in the window. Although I’m sure my future holds some very interesting information, I will not be discovering it with you.
Sincerely,
Angry lady who yelled at you on the phone.