M Schettl Sales, Inc

No reviews yet? I’m up? Okay. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that this isn’t well-​known, because I have been going to Oshkosh for more than thirty years and I’ve never heard of it. Our friend said we should go, and she’s been before but apparently never mentioned it. When I asked what it was she said «well, you just have to see it.» And I’m not sure I can describe it, and I’m not looking forward to trying to pick a category for it on Unilocal.It’s listed under «building supplies» and that’s one way to put it, but it is more than that. Their website says «retailtainment» and «an interior designer’s dream,» and both apply but are inadequate.
There is a full hardware store here, kind of an old-​school, cluttered one, but you wouldn’t know that driving by. They sell trailers, and boats, etc., but you barely see that from the road. What you see is bizarre: giant animals and other objets d’art. Well, I use that term because what the heck else do you call random things like this? Decorations? Yard art? If you are looking for a giant metal dinosaur playhouse, you’ll find it here. If you’ve always wanted to have an offroader being attacked by a rhino, well, they have one you can put out front to confuse the neighbors. Sculpture made from torches? Check. Greenhouse with the Blues Brothers inside? Off to your left. Early electric car? Sure, use it as a mailbox. There are buildings with nicer sculptures and lots of cabinetry. There are pedal cars. Look, just come out and walk around. It’s a nice way to kill some time, you will be bewildered, and maybe you’ll leave with a conversation piece.