Shamsi’s Deli

This world renown deli will rock your socks off, you have no idea what’s in store for you, trust me. Go in, ask for the special and prepare to have you heart melted to such a liquid mess that you may never recover. Warning, it’s very very addictive but ask any customer and they’ll say it’s beyond worth it. To boot, the lady behind the counter is the most beautiful collection of atoms n’ quarks you could possibly imagine – having your tasty bagel n’ lox served by her delicate writs is enough to bring a hedgehog to their knees.
And word has it she’s expanding and opening some patisseries. What a wildly successful business! I’m over the damn moon, can’t get enough of this place, I never wanna leave! Thank heavens for Shamsi, making the world a better place one churro at a time.
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