Carmen’s Deli & Fried Chicken

Their Jumbo Hot Wings are neither jumbo nor hot, unless the overcooked two-​and-​a-​half inch long excuse for chicken served with storebought hot sauce is passable as that in the eyes of management.
The French fries are hard, dry, tasteless disgraces to potatoes.
The only reason is getting two stars is because my Co-​worker stated his cheesesteak was «all right,» although that was mostly due to them using Cheese Wiz without being told.