Subway

I’m not sure if there’s a correlation between the departure of the aforementioned manager, but the quality of this location and my opinion of it have slid so far down the tubes they’re floating in the cesspool. They have been without a functional toaster oven for every time I visited in the past month; which for a sandwich shop that has over half of their items with heated pieces or melted cheese is straight up negligent. Also, have you ever tried eating a Subway roll soft? It’s like biting into a two-​dollar insole. Couple this with a parking lot lifted straight from the initial-​scale model of Derek Zoolander’s Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good (And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too), and you’ve got a boiling pot of ‘see-​ya-​never’.

How could you not love SUbway? Always delicious. Sure, it’s obviously not fancy, but I prefer this place because it easily allows me to keep track of my caloric intake.