Elliott’s

Went there everyone was rude even the so called
was dirty drink prices way to high. not planning on going back-​waste of money

this is elliott’s road house!
please do not expect a fancy schnancy, hi class strip club… it’s not! it is elliott’s road house!
please enjoy it for what it is… i do!!!

Dancers are extremely trashy, covered in hipster tattoos and obnoxious piercings. From what I have heard, some ex– porn star owns the place, you’d think she’d use her connections to get some attractive talent on the dance floor. Or at the very least, try to recruit some of the broke college students from nearby Bradley University. Never again

I liked this club. Their drinks are really high. I was charged $ 5.50 for a Schmirnoff ice. Soda is $ 3 and a bottle of water is $ 3. The have several beer specials but I don’t like beer so I don’t have many options. I didn’t feel guilty at all not buying anything at all with those kind of prices.
Their set-​up is pretty good. Big stage in the middle with a pole on it. Also a leather recliner on the side the hoes tend to use more as a table. The strippers there seem glad to be there and some of them put an effort into the job. A lot of them though just stand around and talk amongst each other or hang out in the DJ booth instead of working. They’re not even trying to make any money so why are they there? I wouldn’t say I saw any top tier strippers but they had, what I would rank, from good to below average.
The music was pretty good under both DJ’s but I definitely liked one DJ more. He played really good music, but he did talk a little too much. And sometimes DJs seem more like salesmen than anything and that’s pretty lame. If the hoes and their small saggy tits can’t sell me anything some clown on a mic won’t be able too. These strippers need some real education of presentation: with their looks, mannerisms, verbally, nonverbally, everything. Strippers can either convince me to give them my money, or convince me out of it. And these girls by and large convinced me out of it. And the DJ has no influence. None. So he should stop talking. I didn’t see any fake boobs and that really could have helped most of them. Only one pair of big real ones. The second time I was there some customer slut got on stage and did her stripper thing and she was more hot than any girl there! Why doesn’t she work there?!
I guess they have food there but I’ve only seen one guy ever eating and I don’t see any menus or anything or maybe I would have bought something if there food wasn’t 100% more expensive than other bars like the drinks were.
I do commend them for fighting back against Peoria City Council.