Condom Kingdom

Walking down South St on the way to the famous Jimmy’s Steaks, we passed lots of «adult» shops. The enticing store name Condom Kingdom” begged us to enter!
The store is remarkably organized and clean. There is a huge variety of inventory if you are planning bachelorette parties, ladies night or just a fun evening with your partner!
It’s not sleazy in anyway! It’s a retail store with lots of fun items from games to candy! The staff was present but not lurky. If you have questions they are present.
I can’t say much more than this except stop in and check it out.

I went in with my sisters and had a younger employee trash talking us. It’s a really fun and neat store but because of that experience, I probably wont go in again.

If you’re walking around South Street, Condom Kingdom should be on one of your go-to’s (If you’re not into sex or just feel awkward, I’d suggest you just walk right into Johnny Rockets.)!
Went here a few times and it is always entertaining. Penis party destination!!! Definitely a place to buy for bachelor & (more for) bachelorette parties. have fun with it when you enter the store! Go through every aisle and just look at all the cool things they have! The interior décor is hilarious! You see little fishes with faces .
Literally, this place definitely lives to its name. Enjoy ! «Match Mike»

Warning! Warning! For those who think that sex is BAD, then maybe you should tell your parents that they shouldn’t have done the nasty to have you. But they did. Get over it and start having some fun because God (or whoever and whatever you believe in) made sex so folks can enjoy themselves and maybe if more people would enjoy them selves we would have less shootings and y’all wouldn’t be gossiping and fliritng undercover on Facebook.
They have everything you could dream of. Keeps smiles on many faces… safely. (My husband would not let me do a Check-In-«Baby, you have to think about your reputation.») Well, I am happily married and exploring this place WITH HIM so here is the deal … All kinds of condoms, more than you would see in Rite-​Aid. Just the colors and descriptions on the boxes make you giggle as your imagination runs a little wild.
Party favors, thought of buying that platter to serve chips that is in the shape of a big big… laughing thinking of the expressions on my sons’ faces. The purple glitter tiara with the little tiny weeny antennae would be an interesting addition to every bachlorette’s (and wife’s) wardrobe.
Men, there is some fun stuff in there for you too. Blow up dolls and, if you prefer, only a body part to do the trick, they have that too.

This is the worse customer service I have ever experienced. We drove 45 minutes to get to The Mood only to find out that they merged with Condom Kingdom. We called a total of 3 times tonight notifying them that we were on our way, and non of the calls mentioned that the locations switched. We arrived and had a hard time finding the new location and called for help and explained our situation, driving out of our way to get here and asked them out of consideration to leave the store open just 5 – 10 more minutes for us to get what we need. They responded very insincerely and refused to and said that they have been open all day. They are closing exactly at 10:30 despite that we went out of our way and basically wasted 2 hours of our time. Drove into the city for nothing, thanks a lot. We won’t be coming back, this place will never get our business now and we don’t recommend anyone coming here. You’re better off shopping online.

I don’t know of a better place in Philly to get your bachelorette party penis supplies! What bride doesn’t enjoy watching her bridesmaids drink out of penis straws?!

apparently, candy becomes a lot more valuable when it’s shaped like a wiener.
this place has all the raunchy stuff you need for a bachelorette party, but if you want it, you’re gonna have to pony up. i grabbed some kitschy rainbow-​striped lollipops thinking they’d be perfect gift-​bag items for all of our guests, then dropped them like they were on fire when i saw they cost $ 5 each.
a simple «bachelorette» sash set me back $ 13 — my friend’s happiness is worth it, but really, a strip of fabric with some glitter on it shouldn’t cost that much.
most of the novelties here are similarly overpriced, except for really small things like flimsy dick-​shaped drinking straws. if i’m going to spend too much on something shaped like a wang, i’d prefer there were a real, live dude attached to it!

I’ve never seen so much sperm in my life… good thing they are protected!
What a totally stupid and absolutely amazing place, it adds a little flair to South Street!
If you are in the market for some condoms or just a really good giggle, swing by!

This place is a riot. All ages welcome inside. Fun lollipops and other candys, sex toys, sex games, fantasy role play stuff, condoms of all kinds. If I were ²⁄₃ less my size, I could wear some of that stuff I saw in the window. LMBO
Sperm with smiley faces swimming overhead on the ceiling. very creative interior ceiling design.
Stop in and have some fun. You can get massage oils of all kinds, edible undies, vibrators, plugs. well all the sex peripherals. Have fun kids!

It’s more of a novelty store/​gag gift store than anything else.
Even if you’re not into buying what they’re selling, it’s worth checking out for the majestic sperm fountain and the flying collection of sperm that’s attached to the ceiling. The sperm themed store is definitely one of a kind.
Their actual merchandise there isn’t too great — there’s a small bondage section in the back but mostly it’s a small store largely dedicated to dildos and «dirty» gifts

Sperm flying across the ceiling.
Penis piñatas hanging from the ceiling.
Random girl in store (another customer) telilng me all about how the masturbation vagina «feels so real!»
A shelf of lube that could oil up a year-​long orgy.
Friendly staffer with an obsession for Nintendo to the point of an arm-​long tattoo with matching tee.
What’s not to like?

A quintessential Philadelphia novelty. This store is usually full of giggling teens and leering older couples. The staff does not seem to take the place that seriously and neither should you. There are some tacky joke items as well as standard condoms, lube, toys, etc. If you’re in the market for some high quality items, you should look elsewhere because CK is notoriously overpriced. They have one locked glass case with the high end stuff in it but other than that, it’s mostly a novelty shop. Worth trying if you’re bored.

Fun place to stop by and have a good laugh. I suppose if you need some dildos, condoms, or lube its useful. I just like to look at all the novelty stuff. Seems like a good place if you are planning a bachelorette party or need some sort of gag gift. Surprisingly the stuff with their name on it costs the most.

If you are on South St, this is definitely a place to check out.
This place has it all, dildos, cock rings, vibrators, cake moulds, shot glasses, penis shaped pinatas. Anything you can think up to liven up a party or fun in the bedroom. This isn’t your typical sex shop, but kinda like the Gift Shop at Disneyland, but for adults. Once your inside, do look up. Your are missing quite a site.

Random Trivia: My friend’s and I got our first ever parking ticket at 17 years old parked outside of Condom Kingdom.
I brought a friend of mine to South Street and we couldn’t just NOT visit Condom Kingdom! There are a few adult shops along South Street, but I think this is the most popular with the name and the sperm painted on the sidewalk leading to the entrance.
They don’t carry that much merchandise (just compared to other adult stores), and I’d imagine most people that come in here are tourists. They still have an extensive DVD collection which baffles me because do people even buy that anymore?!‘
Anyway, I guess it’s just a fun place to visit to say you’ve been, maybe buy some penis pasta for a gag gift for your company Christmas party… or not…

Condom Kingdom is an adult gag shop. Their merchandise is appropriately cheesy, but this adult Spencer’s is expensive. And how.
I’ll take out of town friends here for a laugh, but otherwise it’s not worth the trip; this Kingdom’s borders are closed when you might actually need a condom.

So of course you have to go into Condom Kingdom when you visit south st. Its pretty much exactly what you would expect from the huge sign. Its pretty much a gag gift/​sex shop.
They have all sorts of boobs and dick lolly pop, macaroni, etc. Its pretty much an over sexed less punk rock version of Spencers. Its pretty fun as a tourist trap, but I also didn’t really feel the need to purchase anything.

So imagine… You’re walking down South Street, and you happen to see a bright, obnoxious looking, yellow sign that clearly reads «Condom Kingdom». You can’t resist. You must go inside and experience this kingdom. So you do… And you laugh… And you play… And you realize what this kingdom is all about.
Btw, anyone wondering what I bought in here is a perv :-P

Lots of tourists rolling through here. Many people come in to play and touch things, so not really sure what I’d buy necessarily…
Pretty much a big store to get random bachelorette/​bachelor/​new couple gifts, and for all kinds of personal novelties and toys for people to get, this place isn’t cheap, but you can find almost anything you’d make fun of around inside. The staff is friendly, although often overwhelmed by the tourists.

3.5 stars
This is among the cute busy and shop filled section of South street. Condom Kingdom surprised me quite a bit because I’ve never seen a sex shop that felt as clean, open, commercial, and accepted as this place. Although they sell a number of toys, condoms, lubes, and movies, overall I would consider this more of a novelty shop (probably 45% sex shop and 65% Spencer gifts type store). Even if you don’t plan on buying anything its worth stopping by for some browsing.