McDonald’s

Shoutout to these people who want $ 14 an hour but can’t put any sauce in my 20 piece nuggets! Even though we asked to make sure they were in it. They aren’t. Sad.

DONT NOT PAY WITH DEBT/​CREDIT CARD !!!
This location has someone who hacks debt/​credit cards and then will go next door to the gas station and charge it to your card. I thought I got the situation taken care of the first time they charged $ 75 to my account but the bastard still has my account number and is now making more charges. I will find you ya scum !

You get to wait 20 minutes even when first in line at the drive thru window. Now worth it — even of their fries are die-​worthy!

I don’t really eat McDonald’s at all, but my little cousins do. I was in a rush so I didn’t check what was in the bags (my fault). They had all the food in my bag I ordered for them but my 7 dollar sandwich… Putting two apple pies instead does not equal sandwich replacement. I’ll miss you Jalepeno burger… I’ll miss you. :’(

Bow down to the duke of Girard!

Ever since the Philly Police installed a mini-​station next to the serving counter, this McDonalds really cleaned up its act. Sure, the dining room and parking swarm with those huddled masses that didn’t so much fall as joyously leapt off the wagon a long time past and retain little intention of climbing back aboard. So, you’re still in fine company. In a corner booth sits Schizo engaged in lively conversation with his empty coffe cup. In a middle booth you’ll find Shakey aiming that McDouble for her mouth but hitting her cbheek. Along side her, witness her buddy, Sleepy, nodding off and sweating, the poor fellow!
But, the old gang aside, in comes the law and out goes the riff-​raff. You won’t be hassled for change while you eat, and the cleanliness no longer approximates an old movie house. Your feet no longer stick to the floor after you sit up from a booth. Each booth contains at least two fully sit-​able seats. Granted, the food still retains its urban McDonalds «flavor» and the atmosphere may be characterized as «questionable».
However, the Broad & Girard McDonalds witnessed a stunning historic event its suburban counterparts surely and jealously long for. In 1999, the Ol’ Dirty Bastard, ever the rascal, escaped from court-​ordered drug rehabilitation and fled as a fugitive from the law. An always vigilant Philly police officer recognized him, ran the license of his Jersey car idling at the drive-​through window, and the rest is, as they say, history. Let’s have a mural!

Reviewing a McDonald’s…yes, it’s silly, but the public needs to be warned to never visit this one.
2 stars: I can’t knock this place for being unhealthy. When you intentionally visit a McDonald’s establishment, you go knowing full well the consequences. So 2 stars for the food and impending heartburn.
3 stars: The French Fries. Not going to lie. I would eat them right now if presented with those delicious golden bitches.
0 Stars: The unbelievably terrible service. Now I know I’m not going to receive a 5-​star experience, but come on. One time my bf ordered a double cheeseburger and received it sans burger patties (only buns, lettuce, onions, ketchup), another time we ordered TWO STRAWBERRY milkshakes and received THREE VANILLA milkshakes. How is that even possible? 0 stars for incompetency. Don’t even THINK about specializing your order.
Somehow it also takes them forever and a half to get your order to you. So not only is it incorrect, but it is also delivered to your car just seconds before you decide to eat your shoes.
0 stars: For only having meals after 10 o’clock.
Grand Total of 1 star… and that’s a generous gift.

Definitely the worst McDonald’s I’ve been yet.
Growing up, I loved McDonald’s even McDonald’s himself had always looked creepy to me. (I’ve always been a fan of the Hamburglar but never mind that) I adored their food and remember how big and plump the Big Mac seemed and not this mushed together thing that we’ve come to known. Up until recently that I realized how bad fast food actually is and I’ve swore off it for years. That is until now that my job has brought me to an area of culinary desert, we got nothing but fast food, fried chicken and a deli around the 4 blocks area. It’s a dead zone.
So I’ve retreated to fast food, a man’s got to eat. Especially when the man is forgetful when he gets home and too lazy sometimes to plan his own lunch ahead.
I’ve been to this McDonald’s 3 times for breakfast and lunch alike. While in surface, everything taste the same. This McDonald’s is the most ghettlest of them all. Their cashiers have the nastiest attitude even I try to use thank you and please to force some customer service out of them.
The juice is half filled. When there is no ice in the ice machine, they just stand there and say they will refill it soon but they don’t. They give you one napkin for your whole meal and there’s no additional napkins to be found. They don’t give you any ketchup or peanut or spoons for your sundae. They give you ¹⁄₃ of the normal amount of chocolate sauce for your sundae. Just a little on top like a suggestion that it is a chocolate sundae. The ice cream is also half-​full (half-​empty if you’re a pessimist) and half-​melted (half-​solid if you’re an optimist). It’s not like I know them so I wonder why they act like I’m the asshole who’s bothering them by making them go get my food. No smile and full of ‘tude. Is there no quality control?
Well, it’ll just make me want to bring my lunch more and hopefully keep me from being supersized

I will try to keep this one as gentle as possible.
This place sucks.
This location is probably the most inconsistent one out there. Nothing is ever made on a good standard level that I know McDonald’s can deliver.
Sometimes you get a sweet tea, it’s great. Sometimes, it’s bland. Sometimes, it’s like drinking sugar. This goes for everything else on the menu. It’s like gambling to go here.
Also, they do not like to give you your change (1 — 4 cents) back. I thought it was standard? I only had this problem on drive-​thru though.
It is not «²⁴⁄₇ drive-​thru» either. I went by around 4 in the morning, and was told they were closed. I guess they make their own rules! Oh, I love the Girard and Broad intersection.