Pizzi Pizza

Well they are «home of the fatty,» so if are into the whole sandwich loaded with fried goods… then Pizzi is the place for you. Honestly I can only eat one on these things a year… talk about eating 10 lbs. But they’re tasty, I won’t lie.
They also have a 28″ pizza. Which is HUGE and a very decent price. If you’re looking for pizza delivery for a party this option is really the way to go. But if you’re willing to make a trip, there are much better places to get a huge pizza (aka Lorenzo’s on South St.)
All in all… don’t expect much.

I rarely experiment when I receive a menu at my door from a local restaurant. 9 times out of 10 they turn out to be filthy dives with no skill in preparing edible food. But I decided to take a chance on Pizzi Pizza last night.
BIG MISTAKE.
I ordered food for 3 people. I ordered a Stromboli with pineapple and sausage, a chicken cheesesteak with lettuce, tomato and onion, 3 hard tacos and a plate of «pizza spirals.» I also added two overpriced two-​liter sodas (@ $ 2.50 each.)
When my food arrives, the delivery guy had forgotten the sodas, so he had to go back to get them. This isn’t the first time or place that has done this, so it wasn’t the end of the world.
I opened up my tacos first. They LOOKED great, but sadly they were disgusting. The shells were clearly stale. As such, the top half of the shell where the lettuce and tomato rested was in that state of «hardness» that is still hard, but bendy like cardboard. On the other hand, the bottom of the taco where the meat was was soggy and mushy. A complete disaster. (Also note their tacos contain no cheese, just beef, lettuce and tomato. Granted the menu doesn’t SAY «cheese», but I just assumed…)
I next unwrapped my chicken cheese steak to discover chicken on bread. I kid you not. It was literally grilled chicken with some grilled onions (FINELY chopped, not very many) on bread. That’s it.
At this point I called the store up and said «Look, the guy’s coming back with my soda, can you re-​prepare my sandwich the way I asked for it?» The dude on the phone actually said that HE was the one who prepared it, and noted «Aren’t there onions on it?» As if those few grilled onions made up for the lack of tomato, lettuce, raw onion and… oh yeah… CHEESE on my chicken cheesesteak.
While waiting for the delivery guy to arrive — I should note that at this point the place was after-​hours/​closed — I opened up the stromboli. I cut a piece off and discovered that the cheese inside was COMPLETELY UNMELTED. As in *COMPLETELY.* *UN* *MELTED*. The sausage was grilled, the pinapple was there, and they were mixed up amongst cheese that looked like it had just come out of a bag from ACME.
Obviously this issue wass easily rectified by a trip through our oven, but it was still a pain in the ass.
The delivery guy finally returned. I offered to give him back the first sandwich so they could see I wasn’t full of crap, but he said the store had long since closed. When I opened up the second sandwich, sure enough it had lettuce, onion, tomato and cheese. Oh yeah, and the chicken was half raw. *TRASH*
I won’t bother to comment on the pizza «spirals,» which are basically a cheese and sauce calzone/​roll sliced into four segments. They were neither here nor there.
Basically I feel like I spent my $ 30 on dog food. And that’s that.
*NOTE — I called five minutes ago to speak to Scott, who is apparently the store manager AND the guy who took/​prepared my order last night. He was less than helpful. After I recounted what I just typed here, his response as basically «What do you want *ME* to do about it?» So don’t expect great customer service if you have a problem similar to mine. Also, according to Scott, «the owner never comes in so» — so there’s no point in trying to address a problem with him.