Jack in The Box

Do not go here… for the love of baby Jesus avoid this place like the plague, or you might actually get the plague from Baby JeZeus working in the kitchen. NO joke.
So on my Dine IN receipt I kid you not they don’t even list the address of this location, I am assuming to prevent reviews like this one on Unilocal.I had to get my car worked on and this place was the closet thing in the vicinity that looked like it might be sanitary… I was wrong… it’s not sanitary. So I ate inside… let’s talk about fast food. I ordered 4 things, a meal and a meat lovers burrito. Lets talk about the time it took… almost 10 minutes just to get my food, in the meantime I see drive-​thru orders whipping out ahead of mine, that came in well after mine did. The counter girl apologized she could see I was visibly upset on the delay, at least give me my orange juice dummy.
The place is DIRTY.
There were several people just sitting in here, and I noticed that after sitting there for a moment I realized they were just waiting for the bus stop out front and not actual customers, some of them looked as if they were homeless, also I saw several people just come in off the street and use the bathroom. I can only assume by the filth of this place, all the tables were dirty, that they have probably had a heroin OD in the bathroom here. It is on Van Buren.
The FOOD.
Or should I say BARF. My burritos were gross, I have had better burritos from a street vendor, and I am not talking a nice work truck street vendor, I am talking the people at the Walmart parking lot on 44^th street and Thomas selling tamales and burritos better… that only happened once but they were still better then the puke they serve here… my hash brown was not a light golden brown but a dark rancid grease soaked brown, only solidifying the fact that this place probably hasn’t cleaned the fryer grease in over a week… just Gross.
I am just happy I didn’t get food poisoning from this place and no one shanked me at my table as I tried to ingest this horrible food from this poor excuse for a franchise. Don’t go here ever.

Oh, Jack — we’ve been through so much together: bad days at work, GREAT days at work, drunk muchies/​hangovers, pig-​out days…
I especially love your cheeseburgers and 2:1 tacos. The season curly fries always win my heart — especially when dipped in ranch.
Milkshakes aint too shabby either but I don’t crave them so much anymore.
Anyone else recall in the mid-​80s when they tried to do a marketing/​branding revamp and change their name to Monterey Jack’s? I do! Can’t remember how long it stayed that way and switched back. Sort of similar to epic fail by Coke launching «New Coke». ;)