Dress Barn

Yes, I am reviewing a Dress Barn. Don’t judge me, I’ll kick your butt.
Like many reviews found on Unilocal,this is going to focus around body flaws, insecurities, etc.
So here is the deal: I am 5’10″ and I have long limbs and swimmer shoulders. Were I a man or a mannequin this would be AWESOME, but I’m a girl so it can be a royal pain in my (non-​existent) ass.
The clothing I have for work is around 2 years old and usually I find something new if i’m lucky. Recently while considering the useless amount of stuff at the Plattsburgh mall I decided to fall into this «dress barn.» I figured it would be another 2.5 minute loop around the store and that i’d walk out empty handed as usual. In the first 10 seconds I actually found a decent looking dress and figured ‘what the hell.“
A very kind girl named Ashley came up to me and said that the dress was awesome and that it would work great with my body type. She was right. She was also right with most of the stuff she brought me for the next half an hour. 45 minutes and not too much money later I walked outta there with a crap load of work clothing that wasn’t all black v necks and knee length skirts. Who knew.