Bottoms Up Tavern

A great out-​of-​the-​way gem that we’ve been going to for years. One of my top 5 favorite ‘adult’ bars to visit, ever.
Everyone is friendly. Dancers. Bar tenders. Patrons. The food is pretty good (years ago it was a bit better, but it’s still not bad), they have a good selection of (local) draft beer and your standard liquor choices.
There is one tiny stage and the dancers bring their own music to play. No other place have I seen a girl dance to nothing but Sheryl Crow. It adds to the over-​all Bottom’s Up experience.
Girls run the spectrum from 20ish to 40ish+. Some have natural bodies, some are slightly enhanced. They’ve got some variety in body types and skin types as well. I personally like variety! As mentioned before, the girls are genuinely friendly. There’s no hustle. If you want a private dance, ask the girl.
If you happen to drive by Bottom’s Up and are looking for a bite to eat, a quick drink, and the added benefit of naked girls, you should absolutely stop in! I might see you there!

When you really just can’t wait 5 minutes or less to get your booze fix on…
Well dang-gum-it.I can’t even muster up a few mild, disingenuous pejoratives to inveigh in the general direction of Bottom’s Up and its relative, utter superfluity. It might have something to do with that unbelievably tasty and filling spicy pork, kim-​chee and spicy ramen soup I got from a late night Korean food cart earlier this fine evenin’, but I find my will to live – let alone wax eloquent– is completely zapped. My vitality, despite the amount of calories ingested in that one sitting, has been somewhat scuppered. Poor reader!
Back to Bottom’s up. Really though, there’s more watering holes just a few minutes in either direction of this lonely stretch of Hwy 30, either in Scappoose or in Linnton. Granted, the Bottom’s Up is by far the best name, though I’m awful found of «Wigwam» there in Scappoose, as well. Every time I pass by the Bottom’s Up, and i’m not nodding off at the wheel, I wonder how many big-​rig mudflaps died to make the buxom silhouette on the tavern door.
If you’re a young adult or are into ironic pub crawls at creepy dive bars, I doubt if this one would really meet your criteria. For one thing, this stretch of road has a robust showing, round the clock, of multiple police agencies w/​nothing better to do than look for suckers to fill their ravenous coffers w/​more DUII proceeds. Let a word to the wise be sufficient…
Sure, the Bottom’s Up has cheap drinks and a no-​nonsense well-​drink as well as jukebox selection— just don’t get too fancy w/​your requests at either! If there’s one thing they don’t like around there out Burlington way, is a bunch of over-​privileged city Sissy-​boys wantin’ some fancy pants drinks and pink-​o devil music!

don’t waste your time anywhere else
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