Gresham City of

Please Sweet Powers of Be in Unilocal Land! Let me give ¹⁄₈ star AT BEST to this horrific burb. I have had to spend more time (ie nano-​seconds) in Greshamphetamine due to my new employment situation. than any sentient being should. No, no… I do not work for a correctional institution, but that would be a good guess.
Suffice to say that driving E on Burnside, dealing with the idiots granted drivers’ license availability is a nightmare. The flip-​off ratio, road rage, altered status of many drivers is painfully obvious. And, while I’m on this topic, why do impoverished areas with high drug quotients abound with karioke bars? What is the appeal? «Gee…I think I’ll smoke a buncha crank, then go sing some Average White Band»??! I don’t get it…
In any event, I will be saying my prayers, doing my yoga, & chanting to all the gods & goddesses that be, to extricate me from the hellhole that is the Methamphetamine Corridor of the ‘East Counties’.