UYE Patio Tour Revival: The Sequel @ Tamale Boy

Did you people know that apparently I can speak Spanish? Me either! But I did it! I did it so mucho! It was amazing.
Excellent UYE work by Jesy B on this one. Tamale Boy is probably our best and most successful Unilocal Love Story to date. It seems like only yesterday that Jaime was basically a one-​man little truck outside of the 50 Shades of Plaid Party way back when. Now look at his place! They’ve done wonders on the huge patio.
All food: excellent.
All drinks: excellent. I especially enjoyed the Manzanita with apple soda and Falernum. $ 2 off during HH is a-​ok with AB.
All company: you people are all insane; good thing I had Cardboard Bond with me as back up.
Very nice to see everyone. Great turnout ya’ll. And the second stop over at the new Bushwacker was not too shabby. We ended up closing it down. Olé!

What happens when the sun shines down upon this city we call Portland? A bunch of Unilocalers flock to great patios and hog up like 3 – 4 tables. We drink, we meet up with old friends, we make new friends, we pass around James Bond, we eat, we learn the dangers of urban dictionary, and we learn some Unilocalers have hidden talents.
We held down the tables at Tamale Boy for quite some time. We learned Anna B should now be called Dora on account of how much Español was flying out. We tasted probably every drink that was on the menu in order to wash down the always delightful food being cranked out. Then we moved our loud bunch down the street to check out the new Bushwhackers cider place. It was a great way to spend a wonderful weather day! (Minus 1 for the spicy bidet, I can’t unlearn that shit)

Oh how I love UYE’s. This one didn’t fail to deliver. Met some new peeps while chillin on one of the BEST patios in Portland. It was a blast. Just don’t look up «spicy bidet» in the urban dictionary. You’ll regret it.
#lessonslearned

Fantastic weather… Check
Great group of people… Check
Tasty refreshing adult
beverages…Check
Sean Connery… Check
Giant bowls of ceviche… Check
New friends… Check
Yeah, I’d say this was a pretty stellar event! Thanks to Jesy for putting together another fabulous UYE!

Things I learned at today’s UYE:
JW is a curmudgeon at 40.
Anna B. watches nine movies a day (but they can’t all be good, I mean how many Mad Max: Fury Roads can there be?)
Mary B educated us on truffle butter.
Jesy loves dinosaurs (don’t f with her on it).
Rob does not look like Jimmy Fallon in drag.
Krystal/​Crystal b-​plugs can be spelled two ways.
CM Matt has a porn-​stache.
Sean Connery James Bond rules.
People still have selfie sticks and we abused it for a short period of time.
Oh, the food and drinks were great and it was great to finally meet some new Unilocalers. All cool peeps! Kick ass patio.
That is all. Next Jesy event next week.