Bikini Bottom Expresso II

The coffee is good, the prices are decent, and the girls are quite lovely. This isn’t some kind of hipster coffee hut, but it serves it’s purpose perfectly, in my not so humble opinion.

I’m not a professed coffee aficionado but I do enjoy a great tasting cup of Joe at times. I waited till after my second visit before drawing my conclusion.
The coffee is good — as good as any other coffee shop I have purchased a pick me up at. So that gives them the first three stars.
The service of the staff was courteous, professional and above par. I was greeted immediately as there was another customer on the opposite window. I was asked enough questions to ensure my cup of Joe was the way I wanted it (do you want whip, straws, ice to cool it down, etc), but not to the point that you would assume the server was clueless or new. Thus, I add a star for great service.
Lastly, you have to evaluate the thing which is niche for the place you are visiting. What separates this location from every other coffee drive-​through shop at every intersection or wide spot on the side of a busy road. Well obviously it is the «bikini»! I’ve seen comments from flaunt it if you got it, to have respect for yourself. Two extremes. It was not flaunted or used to tease, nor was it a display of disrespect for ones self or women. Of course it was a pleasure to view the perfection of a woman’s body. The two baristas where gorgeous. I have to commend both on their ability to work and present a professional manner while in a bikini. It is a true testament of their self confidence and level of comfort with their bodies. It serves a purpose to attract some customers but it is not used in a vulgar fashion. We see bikinis on the cover of most magazines today and it is called artful. The staff at this coffee shop allow you to enjoy art and coffee while on the go. Bam, the 5^th star earned, not just given.

It’s bad when McDonald’s coffee taste better than this crap. Tasted like cold milk and a ton of sugar. Was told I couldn’t use my debt card. The lady was wearing pasties and dropped the «F» bomb more than 7 times. Didn’t even talk to me but talked to the dude on the other side. I normally go to Bigfoot but decided to trying something new. I’m sticking to Bigfoot.

The boyfriend and I are big coffee buffs and spent a week in the area visiting my parents. We hit up as many different coffee spots as we could stand and this made the list.
Honestly, very good coffee! We were surprised as we ordered cheap not expecting much. The Americano I had was really good. Rich and smooth and they added the perfect amount of cream and sugar.
The girls were very professional and very sweet. I wouldn’t call what they were wearing «bikinis», definitely more revealing!
Overall our experience was a good one. Good coffee, good service and he definitely didn’t mind the show:)

Don’t let them see you take pictures or they will rudely threaten to take your license plate down to «turn you in». How are you going to work at a place half naked and expect people to not want pictures? Put some clothes on and find a better job so you don’t have to worry about people taking your pic !

I’ve seen the news talk about places like these all the time, so when I was finally in the state of Washington, I had to see what the fuss was all about. I mean, coffee is such a huge staple to life here, can you really blame them for trying to get a competitive advantage? I don’t. Anyways, me and my curious friends went to get some coffee without their wives, and surely enough, we were pleasantly surprised. Although we did feel like perverts oogling at the beautiful scantily clad person serving us terrible coffee. I believe we paid more in tips than we did our whole order. This is definitely something worth checking out at least once.

Don’t judge me! My relatives took me here because I wanted to try authentic, local, Washington coffee and this was the closest coffee kiosk to them. However we all had an enjoyable experience. I might find this not as respectful but we accept a diverse range of culture. Whatever makes business for them I guess.
Any who it was an early cold Thursday morning and we arrived at the kiosk. This woman caught our eyes, my aunt was holding her laugh the entire time as we ordered. I had a small chai tea and it was good, but nothing great. The spice was there, but a tad too creamy. it costed about $ 3. I noticed I received the wrong change, but I assume she included tip. The ambience is quite interesting. This may not be a speak easy place but in a sense this vibe seemed very approachable. She was friendly and professional to the entire family rather than trying to seduce the guys. Overall I enjoyed the experience, but I wouldn’t come back for the service, drinks, or the aesthetics.
PS-​No disrespect to the photo posted on Unilocal but the first picture might be misleading. There are no longer buildings behind the kiosk.

My first impression was, «The coffee is great, but that’s not the only wake up call you’ll get from Bikini Bottom Expresso!»
Boys, this one’s for you. What about getting up in the morning and having your coffee served by a really hot barista in a bikini? I can tell I have your attention already. Talk about good coffee, great service, good prices, and a fun way to start your day. Bikini Bottom Expresso is one of my favorite spots for a morning coffee run in Washington.
Washington is THE state of coffee-​lovers, coffee-​originators, and coffee-​makers. (Fact: the first original Starbucks location EVER was opened in Seattle, Washington), you whenever I’m in WA it’s like a coffee playground for me. Bikini Bottom Expresso is a must-​try for unique-​ness, fun, and your dose of eye candy boys!
I really liked the coffee brew, strong enough but not overpowering, and their Italian sodas were refreshing and not too sweet.
Washington State has a lot of drive thru coffee stops, most of the time with an interesting theme to it. This one is one of my favorites, and as cool as this place may seem for some people, props to those girls who work there who probably get a lot of crap for being «scandalous.» I’ve heard a lot of people bash the place because they feel like they’re making money using their bodies. I say if you’ve got it, flaunt it! And well, if it’s going to pay for school it just sounds like they’re doing their job. I’ve talked to a lot of locals and they love this place (men and women alike)!
The lasting impression? «It’s not coffee in your underwear, it’s someone else in their underwear serving you coffee! Coffee and service is great, and the“bikini» part is just a plus!”