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I’ve had a bazillion spray tans, and have had over all success through out my history… until I came here! Her dad runs the front, and toots his horn about how great she is and all of her accolades. He also «Guarantees» that you will not be orange.
It’s all a bunch of pomp. She spent 2 minutes spraying me in that nasty room of that run down building. I look like a skunk with a strip running straight down the front of my face, but the sides are as white as they ever were. I am the orangest I’ve ever been. I called to tell them I was orange, and he tried to blame it on the type of soap I washed with. That’s how they get out of making good on the guarantee… they tell you it’s your fault you’re orange.
My friend gave me a spray tan a month ago and it looked 5 times better than this. I don’t even want to go out in public. I used her once before like 4 years ago, and I remember being disappointed then, but I knew where it was, and didn’t want to find some place new. I should have. Waste of $ 30! Oh and there’s no set price… she just tells her dad when she’s finished how much it costs. He had told me prior that $ 30 would be the max… I am short and skinny, and she spent 2 minutes on me. Why would she charge the max? And she kept telling me all through the process «you’re gonna be fine, don’t worry». I have no idea what she was talking about. I wonder if I had a horrified look on my face? Maybe she was telling herself that.