Gordon Food Service Marketplace

Love to bathe in cold creamed corn? Then you’ve come to the right place to stock up by the gallon.
This medium-​sized store has a whole shelving unit containing an assortment of creamed corn perfect for your bathing needs. They even offer a variety of brands and variations, ranging from the national brand creamed bathing corn to the generic brand creamed bathing corn, to the ever-​popular no more tears creamed bathing corn for those tired of getting tear-​inducing kernels stuck in their eyes after submerging their naked bodies in a mass of sweet, moist, GMO-​laden goodness courtesy of our overlords from Monsanto.
If bathing in creamed corn isn’t your thing, you can also buy a wide variety of bathing catsups, a welcoming bathing option for those suffering from winter dermatitis.